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3 Aalsi Kamchor Mil K Khana Kha

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha

rhe the,

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namak kam lga...

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1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...

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Sb baithe rahe...

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Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,

. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,

tino behosh ho gye...

Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..

Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to

wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"

Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)

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