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Dost To Pathan: Me Ny Tumhen Kisi Achy Peer Ka Mureed Bannay K Liye Kaha Tha, Tum Kis K Mureed Bany.??..Pathan: "Apni Begam Ka.." :-D
A Rabbit Runs, Jumps And Lives Only For 15 Years.. While A Turtle Does Not Run Does Nothing Yet Lives For 300 Years.. Moral: Exercise Ki Aisi Ki Tesi.. Just Sleep & More Sleep Well.. :-D
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for 1000 rupees? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Officer: Do you have change for a 100 rupees? Soldier: No, SIR!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Larky Walay:Larki Ny Kiya Kiya Hua Hai??Larki Walay:G Aaj Kal To Naak Me Dam Kiya Hua Hai.. ;-)
Husband: Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa ne Banaya hai kya ?Wife: Haan.....Lekin Tumhe Kese Pata chala ?Husband: Roz Khaane me Kaale Baal nikalte the.,,Aaj Sufaid Nikle Hen.. ;-p ;-)
Pathan With Wife Went 2 London, in the hotel room, Pathan heard his Wife scream 'Chooha' . Pathan Ny Room Service Ko Phone Kiya, Aur Tooti Phooti English Me Kaha: Hello Room Service? Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you? Pathan: You know Tom & Jerry? Room Service: Yes Sir, I know. Pathan: Wallah Yara, JERRY is here, in our Room.. :-D
New Thirsty CrowTeesri dafa ka zikar hai...Ek Pyasaa Kawwa Paani ki Talaash main,Idhar udhar maara maara phir raha tha.Lekin kahin bhi paani nahi mila. Aakhir kaar thak haar kar ek insaan se bola.....Zalimaa Coca Cola pila day. :-)
Ultimate BeezatiA Boy texts a girl..Boy: Hey!.Girl: Hi! What u doing?..Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in theworld..Girl: Aww How cute!...Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so mtexting U!:p:p
Sardar : Ye Bakra Q Zibah kiya??Pathan : Hum ny Mannat manga tha wo pura ho gaya.Sardar : Kis Baat ki Mannat.Pathan : Hamara Murgi Gum huwa tha, Wo aaj Mil gaya hai..;-p:-)
How do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ........................... tell you later !!!
for the first time in d history of sms.. "3D" sms in ur mobile. See & enjoy.& remember, I sent it first to u.. D D D
A Light Can Replace Dark..A Success Can Replace Failure..A Smile Can Replace Pain..But Nothing Can Replace YOU....WHY?....Defected Piece...;-p:)
If U Marry The Right Person, Everyday Is Valentine's Day. Marry The Wrong Person, Everyday Is Martyrs Day. Mary A Lazy Person, Everyday Is Labour Day. Marry A Rich Person, Everyday Is New Year's Day. If U Marry An Immatured Person, Everyday Would Seem Like Children's Day. Marry A Cheater Or Liar, Everyday Will Become April Fool's Day. So Don't Get Married, Then Everyday Is Independence Day.. !
Man1 sitting with dog. Man2:Your dog bits? Man1:No Man 2 sits and the dog bits! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit! Man:That is not my dog.
Kisi ki BeWafai KaKiya Ye Kam Proof Hai,,Aap Ka Matlooba NumberDusri Line Per Masroof Hai..;p
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MATH TEACHER EK BALOCH SE >AGAR TUMHARE 1 POCKET ME 1000 RS HON AUR 2ND POCKET ME 2000 RS HON TO TUM KIA SOCHO GY.?BALOCH?ARRY HUM NE KISI OR KA KAMEEZ TO NAHI PEN LIYA.

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