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Sacha Pyaar Wo Hai......

Sacha Pyaar wo hai......
Jo Aankhon se Kajal na bhne de
Aur Hoton par Lipstick na rahne de

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After experiencing new facilities in 'Tejas Express', passengers now demand washing machine also
Pathan boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha thaLRKI Shrma k,Kya Dekh rhe hokhan:Hum Soch rha tha k agr tm hmara Ammi hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.
Aik Charsi Eyes Donate Kerne gaya, After operation, Dr. Asks: Kuch kehna Chahte ho? Charsi: Jisko bhi Aankhein Lagaao Usey bata Dena K Ye Do Kash laganay k baad He Khulti Hain
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HAPPY THAPPAR DAY Today is Thappar day. Jo b ish tym ap ke Sath betha hua hai. Use ek zordar Thappar marein
1 Aurat ne tazi se aa rahe bus ko hath dekhkar rokaDriver ne achanak break mara aur poocha-kaha jana hai? Aurat boli kahi nahi, Chota becha bahut ro raha hai Jara horn to bjaa do-poo poo poo pooInteresting funny sms for sharing on WhatsApp
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Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; ,Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … ChuttiTeacher shocked… : …
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Logic Questions: 1) When will a horse have 6 legs? 2) Where does monday cum b4 Sunday? 3) Where do u find a lot of cities without single house? 4) How can u double ur money quickly? Amazing Answers: 1) When sum1 rides on d horse. 2) In a dictionary. 3) In a map. 4) Show it in front of a mirror.
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