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Call To The Airport

Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

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Aap Itne Achchhe Lagte Ho, Dil Ko Mere Bhaate Ho. Kasam Se Wo Ada To Aapki Jaan Le Leti Hai. Jab Jukhaam Me Aap Naak Se Gubbara Fulaate Ho.
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L – loss of money O – out of mind V – vaste of time E – end of life
Pathan begam ke liye chapal lene gayadukandar:Pathan G size batao?Pathan:yar wo tu main bhool gaya hun! Aisa karo meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo. . .**rks*
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Dukaanadaar: kaisa suitt dikhaoon?Mahila: padosan tadap-tadap kar dam tod de aisa.
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Only true friends stand by you during bad times.So I promise I'll.............attend your wedding!
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Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: Father in law.
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
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