Open Menu

Why Marriage

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

Send Mobile short message Why Marriage from the Funny collection of SMS and text messages. Simply copy this message and send via WhatsApp, SMS, Facebook Status, Tweet, Instagram or any other social platform you like. There is a huge collection of Funny messages available on our website, which you can send to your family & friends. Simply browse through our collection and enjoy the quotes, wishes and greetings written in short messages for mobiles & social media usage.

More Funny SMS Messages

The time travelling is just too dangerous, Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe - Women!
pehli bar kisi chehre pe nigah theri haius ki ankh sagar se bhi zada gehri hai thak gaya apna pyar ka izhar krte krte tab pata chala wo dono kaan se ''BEHRI'' hai
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Bean: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything
Jin: Kiy hukam hai mere aaka? Student: Mere taraf se perhye tum ker lo Jin: Aaka.. Hukum karo bakwas nai :D ;) :D
Why I Hate C.I.D :( An Example: LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha? LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha??? LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha. ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
How do I react when I seesomeone extremely smart?I stare and stare and stare &I smile & smile & when I get tired,then I put the mirror down.
ALLAH ka diya sab kuch hyb00ks hainn0tes haintime hyaur h0sla tu itna hy k jab chah0n tab parh sakte hainbus kami 1 he cheez ki hy..........m00d nai hy
Kuch Daku Train K Musafiron Ko Loot Rahy Thy..Ek Daku Ny Sardar Ji Se Kaha: Tumhary Paas Kiya Hai??Sardar Ji: O Daku Bhai Aahista Bolo, Mere Paas To Ticket Bhi Nahi Hai.. :-D
Bechapan me maa kahte the tumko kuch samgh me nahi aata Jawani me wife kahti hai appko kuch samgh me nahi aata Old age me bache kahte hai appko kuch samgh me nahi aata Purus ki samghne ki umar konsiye samgh me nahi aata
*. .Hum apni be-basi kisi chawal insan ko nhi btayen ge FARAZ.........ooper likha to hai k nahi btayen ge toh phir KIYA Hai..? :-)
Girl: Will you marry me?Boy: Yes.Girl: When?Boy: As soon as I complete CA.Girl: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai To Naa Bol Do, Bahane Mat Karo!
Teacher: OXYGEN is must 4 Breathing… It was discovered in 1773 SARDAR: THANK GOD I WAS BORN AFT THAT. Sardar: Thank God i was born after that! Pehlay Paida hota to mar jaata
Brilliant answers given by students:
What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?......In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.
Admi Molvi Se: Molana Sahab Meri Bivi Maikay Chali Gai Hai, Me Kiya Kerun?? Molvi Jaldi Se Boly: 2 Rakaat Namaz Nafil Shukrana.. :-)
Smile is a lnguage of Love. Smile is a way to get success, Smile is to win the hearts. Smile improves ur personality. So Brush your teeth daily.
Ab Delhi me kundli or 36 gun milane se phle ye dekha jayega ki ladke aur ladki kiCar ke even/odd number khi mel to nahi kha rahe hai!
Muhabat ek anokha ehsaas haiMery upar wali line buhat bakwas hai

SMS Messages Categories

Advice SMSAngry SMSAnniversary SMSApril Fool SMSBakra SMSBakra Eid SMSBarish Rainy Day SMSBest Wishes SMSBirthday SMSBlessing SMSBreak Up SMSBroken Heart SMSChristmas SMSCool SMSCute SMSDaring SMSDecent SMSDiwali SMSDua SMSEid Mubarak SMSEmotional SMSEncouraging SMSEnglish SMSExams SMSFarewell SMSFather Day SMSFlirt SMSFool SMSForget SMSFriendship SMSFunny SMSGet Well Soon SMSGhazal SMSGood Afternoon SMSGood Day SMSGood Evening SMSGood Luck SMSGood Morning SMSGood Night SMSGreetings SMSHoli SMSHug SMSHusband And Wife SMSIndependence Day SMSInspirational SMSInsult SMSIslamic SMSJumma Mubarak SMSKanjoos SMSKiss SMSLife SMSLove SMSMathematics SMSMiscellaneous SMSMiss You SMSMoral SMSMother Day SMSMotivational Quote SMSNever Forget SMSNew Year SMSParents SMSPicture SMSPoetry SMSPolitics SMSPropose SMSPunjabi SMSRamadan SMSRelationship SMSRomantic SMSRude SMSSad SMSSanta Banta Jokes SMSShaadi Marriage SMSSinhala SMSSmile SMSSorry SMSThank You SMSValentine SMSWeather SMSYou Are Special SMS