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Jinki shkal dekhkar shisha tut jayeaajkal unka bhi 2-4 setting hai had ho gaye yaar...........funny joke of the day in hindi
Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about others and Legends never talk, they send SMS
Classical Insult:"I Love Your Smile bcoz,,......My Favorite Colour is "YELLOW"..;-p:)
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p
1 larki bahot romantic ho k apnay molvi boyfriendsayaaj main boht khush honMango kia mangtay ho Molvi sharma k bola:Iss sal zakat hamary Madarsy ko dena.
bhala ho sarkaar ka, jo har ghar mein shauchaalay banava diye, nahi to gaanv ke raaste mein aise bach bach ke chalana padta tha jaise ki har jagah Mains bichhee ho.
Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.
Interviewr : what is difference between landline and cellfon, . . . . .. . . . . . . . Killing answer by Pappu, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu : landline me number ungliyon se dail krna parta hy aur cellfone pe anguthe se
Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana. wah wah. wah wah. BANDAR bhi message pad rahe hai. kya EDUCATED hua zamana.
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance
Pucha mujhse chand sitaro ne, tuje bhula diya kya tere jigari yaro ne, maine kaha, bhul to nhi skte,bas lage honge kamine kisi ko patane me.....funny sms for friends dost
Shadi me Ek admi bohat Dair Tak Khana Khata raha..Kisi ny Pucha: Kab Tak Khao gy??Admi: O Yara, Hum to Khud Thak Gaya hai MagarCard per Likha Tha,,,,DINNER:- 9 se 11 baje tak...:-)
Pathan: Yara JAMUN K Ped K Nichy GULAB Ka Poda Q Laga Rahy Ho.?? Sardar: Ta K Ye Dono Ped Mil Ker Hamen Gulab Jamun Den.. :-D
Shehar Me Choohy Idhar Udhar Chupty Phir Rahy Thy..News Reporter Ny Un Se Pucha: "Tum Idhar Udhar Q chupty Phir Rahy Ho.?"Chooha Bola: Ek Billi Qatal Ho Gai Hai, Aur Police Waly Hum Per Shak Ker Rahy Hen.. :-D
In apptitude test: Teacher:In which state is river Kaveri. . Sardar:In “Liquid state”.
Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon ki Shakal se pata lag jaata hai ki Unke Dimag mai kya Chal raha hai. . . . . . Student:"Fir bhi Ap Apna Dupatta sahi nahi kr rahi ho!
Ek Pathan Chilgozy Kha Raha Tha.. Us ky bhai Ny Kaha: "Khan Saab Mujhy Bhi Chakhhao. Pathan Ny Ek Chilgoza Usy De Diya. uska bhai: Sirf Ek..?? Pathan: Haan Baki Sab Ka Zaiqa Bhi Aisa Hi Hai.. :-D Hahhaha
Duniya vaale poochhate hain :adhoore sapane poore karane ke lie kya karana chaahie ?..hamaara javaab hai: Dobaara so jaana chaahie...
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