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Sadak par chalte samay yuvak ka poora dhyaan smartphone (mobile)
Sadak par chalte samay yuvak ka poora dhyaan smartphone (mobile) ki jagah sadak(Road) par tha, Traffic Police ne dhara...
Job applications now a days are like:
Job applications now a days are like:We are looking for someone aged22-26 with 30 years of experience
He said to me: ‘I LOVE YOU’ :)
He said to me: ‘I LOVE YOU’ :)I said….Oh My GOD!!!! What a co-incodence!I love my self too…. ;)
S M S KERNAY KA FAIDAY
S M S KERNAY KA FAIDAY1.Mobile ko zang nahi lagta.2Typing ki raftar taiaz hoty ha.3.koy kanjoos nahi kah sakta.4. Mairy ho to HUMARIWEBme bhi a jata ha.
unki gali se hum guzre , ajeeb ittefaak tha
unki gali se hum guzre , ajeeb ittefaak thaphool toh phenka unhone magar gamla bhe saath tha
1 Kunwari Ladki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya.
1 Kunwari Ladki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya. Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ki Yeh Kiss KaBacha Hai? Ladki : Papa Missed Call to sab He Marte The, Pata nahi Kis ki call recive ho gayi?
Modern...
Modern...Obedient..Neat...Kind...Excellent..Young.Thats ME.Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.
Become Parents
There is Nothing Greater dan Parents in This World. So go & Get Married Fast and Become Parents. Think Different
I'm cute
If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that I'm cute & If u erase this, u r jealous of me coz I'm cute!
Awesome message by a true boyfriend: She broke my heart, I broke her,
Awesome message by a true boyfriend: She broke my heart, I broke her,.......iPhone 6Baaki Khud Hisaab Laga Lo, Kaun Zyada Roya Hoga!
shaadi se pahle ladke ne ladaki se vaada kiya tha,
shaadi se pahle ladke ne ladaki se vaada kiya tha, "main tughe chaand taare doonga." ladki ne shaadi kar li aur unaka ek bachcha ho gaya, naam rakh diya Tarachand, ise kahate hain praan jaaye par vachan na jaaye.
vafa dhoondhane nikala tha
vafa dhoondhane nikala thaGaalib...WiFi, mil gaya,to udhar hi baith gaya..
My teachers always told me that
My teachers always told me thatif I didn’t study hard enoughI’d end up working at McDonalds.Well I proved them wrong,...I got a job at KFC today.
GF- ab raat ko phone karna....
GF- ab raat ko phone karna....Boy- nahi raat ko baat nahi karege warnatu mar jayegiGF- kese? Boy- Aaj mummy kah rahe the ki raat ko tujis churrel se baat karta hai wo mere hathmaregi kisi din
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?Sardar: BAProfessor:For sodium?Sardar: NAProfessor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA& 2 atoms of NA combined?Sardar: BANANA
Boy....
Boy.... tum larkiyaan itni khabsorat kyn hoti hooo .Girls..kyn k ALLAH ney hum ko apney hatoon sey banaya hai Boy....bol tu aise rahi ho jesey hum net sey download howe hain
Monday ko dosti,
Monday ko dosti,Tuesday ko pyar,Wednesday ko shaadi,Thursday ko barbadi,Friday ko fighting,Saturday ko talaq,Sunday ko rest,Monday ko phir se talash.
Main to ye sun k hairaan hogaya. A dost.
Main to ye sun k hairaan hogaya. A dost.Jab chaat khaanay k baad chaat wale ne mujhe se kaha,‘Please give us your feedback on our Facebook page’
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