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Pucha Mujhse Chand Sitaro Ne,

Pucha mujhse chand sitaro ne,
tuje bhula diya kya tere jigari yaro ne,
maine kaha, bhul to nhi skte,
bas lage honge kamine kisi ko patane me.....funny sms for friends dost

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