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Ek Pathan Chilgozy Kha

Ek Pathan Chilgozy Kha Raha Tha.. Us ky bhai Ny Kaha: "Khan Saab Mujhy Bhi Chakhhao. Pathan Ny Ek Chilgoza Usy De Diya. uska bhai: Sirf Ek..?? Pathan: Haan Baki Sab Ka Zaiqa Bhi Aisa Hi Hai.. :-D Hahhaha

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