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Tum Dur Sahi Majbur Sahi

Tum dur sahi Majbur sahi
Par yaad tumhari aati hai

Tum saans waha par leti ho
Aur badbu yaha par aati hai

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"KHUSHI" Ek Aisi Cheez hai,Jo Aapke paas na hone k baad bhi Aap Chahen to Dusre ko deSakte ho.........Maze ki Baat Ye Hai k "TENSION"Bhi Aisi hi Cheez Hai. :-D
The most 'Sharmnaak' thing these days is tosay....... ..that, "I'm not on WhatsApp"..
Yunhi Zikr Kiya Tha Ishq Me Mar Jany Ka,,Ab Usy Zid Hai K Mar K Dikhao Humko.. :-)Moral: Is Shair Me Shayar Ny Zarurat Se Ziyada Lambi Phenki Hai Aur Ab Soch Raha Hai K Is Musibat Se Kese Niklun..? :-D
Man at medical store:I need poisonChemist: I can't sell you thatMan shows his marriage certificate...Chemist: Oh! sorry,I didn't knew u had a prescription.
Smartphone rakhne wale chore girlfriend se jadadhan to mobile data off Mobile data On krne me laga dete hai...
Meri Harkaton ko Yehi Soch ker Muaaf ker Dena,"Dosto",,K Tum "Mera" Kuch bhi nahi Bigaar sakty..;-pHahaha
Chuhe ne sherni ko kiya propose, gift diya use red rose.. Sherni ne kaha ja phele apni surat aaine me dekh. Chuha bola surat par mat ja pagli confidence to dekh....
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I just want to sit down and watch a nice movie with a girlfriend.Can anyone recommend.....His nice girlfriend?
tujhe dhondhty dhondhty hum itney door nikal gye | FARAZ |Keh ab to rikshey wala bhi 2000 ruppey kiraya manhgta hye!
PAPPU : Daddy, have youever been to Egypt?FATHER : No. Why doyou ask that?PAPPU: Well, where didyou get THIS mummy??
Darna Hai To "Aahat" Dekho..Rona Hai To "Balika Vadhu Dekho..Nachna Hai To "Dance India Dance" Dekho..Aur Agar Hansna Hai To "Sheesha" Dekho..Qasam Se Hansty Hansty Tum Pagal Ho Jao Gy.. ;-)Hahahhaa
Kuchh Log...ItneItneItneItneItneItneItnePerfect Hote hein Ki Unki Taarif Mein Alfaaz Bhi Kam Pad Jaate Hein!Jaise ke.....Aap.....Mujhe Hi Dekh Lo!
A small boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriend's name on his handAfter a minute he started crying loudly...Why???...Paining???No..!! Then???..Spelling mistake..!! :O
Interviewer: Where were you born?Sardar: Punjab.Interviewer: Which part?Sardar: What which part?whole body was born in Punjab...;-p
Girl: Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai. . . Doctor: Last time KISS kab kiya tha? . . Girl: Ek saal pehle. . . Doctor: Infection nahi hua hai "JUNG" lag gayi hai..
Wife: Aap Kahan Hen.??Husband: Me Bus Stop Per Khara Bus Ka Intzar Ker Raha Hun.Wife: Aap Bohat Hi Sust Insan Hen.Jaldi Karen Naa.Husband: OK Dear, Ab Me Jaldi Jaldi Bus Ka Intzar Kerunga.. :-D
Bivi: Me Aap ko Chicken Bana Dun???Husband: Nahi Me Insan hi Theek hun,Waddi Aai Jadugarni..;-p

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