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A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl

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What should be in a
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Someone asked Shakespeare"U married a woman elder than u, Why?"He showed him a calendar and said "In this, a week has 7 days....Can u say which day is younger, either sunday or saturday..?"So, love comes from heart not in age.Luv has no age.Moral: Senior/Junior sab ko pataya ja sakta hy...
Smile is a lnguage of Love. Smile is a way to get success, Smile is to win the hearts. Smile improves ur personality. So Brush your teeth daily.
Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
Good friends are like software.They enter ur life;Scan ur problems;Edit ur tensions;Download ur solutions;Delete ur worriesAndSave u in their heart!
A daughter sends a telegram to her father, on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: father, your daughter has been successful in BED
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
Pakistani Larkiyan Khubsurti Me First Prize Leny Hi Wali Thin KAchanak Judges Ki Nazar Un K Peron Per Chali Gai..!
It takes 3 months for a Writer 2 months for a Doctor 1 month for a Lawyer and Only 1 night before exam for a Student to read a 1000 pages book what a talent.
Biryani Samajh Ker Jo Dost Banaaye Thy Hum Ny,, Waqt Parny Per Sab K Sab Teenday Niklay.. :-D
If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain... don't think tht u r a genius.......... i need a brain which is never used before
Mom: Beta Derwazy Per Gandy Hathon K Nishan Aap K Hen??Pappu: No Mom, Me To Laat Maar Ker Derwaza Kholta Hun.. :-D
Banti: Aadmi bina koshish kuchh nahin ban sakata. Papu: kyon nahin ban sakta? abhi kal ki baat hai ki main bina koshish ke badaBhai ban gaya.
tujhe dhondhty dhondhty hum itney door nikal gye | FARAZ |Keh ab to rikshey wala bhi 2000 ruppey kiraya manhgta hye!
Sir:Tense kitne tayp k hote hai? Boy: 3 , present, past, future Sir: gud Exampl do Boy:kal apki beti ko dekha tha, Aaj pyar karta hu, kal bhaga k le jaunga.
Gabbar : Ye Haath Mujhy de de Thakur.Thakur : Lele! Mere haath le le,Basanti k bhi lele,Jay Veeru k bhi lele,Octopus Ban ja ..Gabbar : Tu To Emotional ho gaya Paglay...;-p
How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years: Yr 1. Janu Yr 2. O G. Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho? Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa And then….. Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6. Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar? Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar........................short funny sms

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