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Once In A Forest After A Party All The

Once in a forest after a party all the
animals were eating Kamla pasand Paan masala
But Girraffe was not eating that one.
Lion: Why are you not eating Kamla pasand.
Girraffe: I only eat Manikchand...Unche Log Unchi Pasand Manikchand

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