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1 Faqeer Sada Lga Rha Ta K 2 Din Sye Boka Ho Koi To Madad Kar Dye?

1 Faqeer sada lga rha ta k 2 din sye boka ho koi to madad kar dye?

1 sardar aya our bola 50 RS ki cheng hai?

(Faqeer) bola han hai.
(SARDAR) to on paiso sye kah lona.

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