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1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua. aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha ! Kamino Saalo ! Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi....
A very old lady teacher of english Ask this question with the class: When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it? One pupil answered: it's the past tense of course.
love has a special smile girls use to trick with smile when boys are fallen in there smile they say, they are away a mile
Girl- Plz send me some good jokes. . . . . . . Boy- Main padhai kar raha hu... After 2 min. Girl- Kya hua, send some more jokes.
He said to me: ‘I LOVE YOU’ :)I said….Oh My GOD!!!! What a co-incodence!I love my self too…. ;)
A New Added element to the Periodic Table.Element Name:GIRLSymbol: GAtomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-DPhysical Properties..*boils at anything*can freeze at anytime*melts if handled wid love n care*very bitter if mis handledChemical Properties.*very reactive*highly unstable*posses strong affinity for gold n silver*money reducing agent*volatile when left alone
Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke sath Ye btaya dosto ne ishq frmane ke baad; Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" krta hu main" Ek tere ane se pehle, ek tere jane ke baad"(wah-wah)
Next generation LKG poem chatting chatting yes papa girlfriend setting no papa telling lies no papa open your whatsapp hahaha,
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the bestGirl: All the best to you tooBut girl scored 80 marks & boy failedMoral: Only boys wish with true heart.
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,But I can't send you all of them,It will take a lot of time,So I'm sending you just 1 joke..."You are so beautiful"
Girls b4 marriage look lyk:Barbie Doll After Marriage: beautiful Doll After 1 Year: Nice Doll After 2 Years: only Doll After 5 years: Dhol After 10 yrs: Dolly Bindra
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,is HONEST.A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,is WISE.A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,is a HUSBAND.!
THREE Most Innocent Faces In The World.. . ' 1- "A Sleeping Baby." : 2- "Udhar Mangane Wala Aadmi" ; And The Third Most Innocent Face; ; 3- "Hamare Parents k Samne Betha Hua Apna Dost." :-) :-D
Boy: "ILY.." Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too FOREVER." Boy: Stupid !"I Said, 'I'm Leaving You".. ;-p ;-)
Yunhi Zikr Kiya Tha Ishq Me Mar Jany Ka,,Ab Usy Zid Hai K Mar K Dikhao Humko.. :-)Moral: Is Shair Me Shayar Ny Zarurat Se Ziyada Lambi Phenki Hai Aur Ab Soch Raha Hai K Is Musibat Se Kese Niklun..? :-D
Ek Shadi me band wale ne apne master se poocha, band kab tak bajana hai????Band Master- AAth-Das pag tak baja lo, baad me to ye sab janretor ki awaj par bhi nach lenge........
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for 1000 rupees? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Officer: Do you have change for a 100 rupees? Soldier: No, SIR!
Tum paas aae Yun muskuraye Apne 32 dant Mujko dikhaye Dekh ke mera dil Phoot Phoot ke rota hai** Yaar tumse BRUSH bhi Theek se nahi hota hai

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