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Ladka: Viber Use Karti Ho..??

Ladka: Viber use karti ho..??
Ladki : ufff! You un-educated ladke bhi na !!
Dear Viber nhi Viper hota hai..
Haan main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb
paani Jyada ho to
warna pocha hi lagati hun...
Ladka : hahahaha
Bus kar pagli Rulayegi kya.

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