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1 Ladki Ka College Ke 1 Ladke Se Chakkar Tha

1 ladki ka college ke 1 ladke se chakkar tha
Ladki-Jaan tum mughe Rani kyo kahte ho?
Ladka haskar bola-kyoki Nokarani kahna lamba ho jata hai
Ladki- Pta hai me tumko Jaan kyo kahti hu?
Ladka-Kyo?
Ladki-haskar boli-kyoki Jaanwar kahna lamba ho jata hai

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