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2 Bachche Aapas Mein Baaten Kar Rahe The.

2 bachche aapas mein baaten kar rahe the.
1 bachcha: mere daada jee 50 laakh chhod kar mare the.
2 bachcha: isamen kaun see badi baat hai mere daada jee
saari duniya chhod kar mare the.

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Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.
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santa- doctor 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar tha.. banta- to ab kya hua? santa- yaha se gujar raha tha to socha puch lu apne nahane ko mana kiya tha ab naha lu?
Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hi baita rahta hai.Banta: lekin phir bhi woh Exam fail kyu huaa? Santa: wah book 'Facebook' tha, isliye
Driver: Sir, Car ka Poora petrol khatam ho gayi hai. ab aage nahi bad sakte. Santa: Koi baat nahi, Car reverse(back Gear) lo aur ghar vaapas chalo.
Santa ne Banta ke kan me aisa kya kaha jo sunke banta mar gaya....... Dhishkiyaon. ° ¬
Raat ke 2 baje santa ke number par phone aaya - Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya? Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?
Santa ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha?. Sabar se kam lo beta, Mai Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" hun.
kuchh ladke apane shaadi/Wedding mein aisi CARTOON TYPE sheravaani pahan lete hain ki Dulha kam aur Ajanta Circus ke jaadugar zyaada lagate hain....wedding shaadi jokes
santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao banta:kyo?santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai
Jyotishi ne kaha, "Seth jee sirph 20 rupaye mein aapke man ki baat bataunga." Seth jee ne javaab diya, "Mahaaraaj jee 200 rupaye lo, Bas Modi ke man ki baaten bata do."
Santa - apne wife ko doctor ke pass le gayaDoctor- kaya huwa?Santa- Doctor meri wife 16 GB ka memory card Nigal gayi hai tabhi se gane ga rahi hai...Doctor- Koi baat nahi saab tik ho jayega.Santa -Mai to ye soch kar paresan hu kivideo folder par Pahuchegi to kaya hoga?
Pappu- Doctor ke paas gaya. Doctor: kaun sa Blood Group hai aapka? Pappu- Aazaad Parinde, hum jadataar Time Facebook-Whatsapp par rahte. Doctor: are blood group poochh raha hoon Facebook-Whatsapp ki aulaad......Facebook Whatsapp papu jokes 2018
santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doongasanta:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat ka
Rajanikaant aur santa ek competition mein.. pahala savaal: 8 ka aadha kya hota hai? Rajanikaant: 4 santa: Depend karata hai. agar horizontally aadha karo to 0 aur vairtichally karo to 3 Rajanikaant haar gaya bada aaya Rajanikaant !!very funny competition jokes of santa Rajanikaant
Santa aur Banta 10 mein 10 baar fail ho gae Santa: chal yaar khudkhushi kar lete hain Banta: saale, paagal ho gaya hai?? agale janam mein phir narsari se shuru karana padega!!!
Ladke Wale: Ji Ladki Toh Humein Pasand Hai. Bas Ek Aakhiri Sawal Hai Ki Ladki Ne Kabhi Baba Ram Rahim Se Aashirwad Toh Nahi Liya Na?
Teacher- Gupt Vansh ka 5 shasak(KING) ka Naam batoo? Santa- Sir, jo hi vansh hi gupt hai uske shasak naam kaya hoga?

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