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Jyotishi Ne Kaha, "Seth Jee Sirph 20

Jyotishi ne kaha, "Seth jee sirph 20
rupaye mein aapke man ki baat bataunga."
Seth jee ne javaab diya, "Mahaaraaj jee 200 rupaye lo,
Bas Modi ke man ki baaten bata do."

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Santa ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha?. Sabar se kam lo beta, Mai Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" hun.
Santa - apne wife ko doctor ke pass le gayaDoctor- kaya huwa?Santa- Doctor meri wife 16 GB ka memory card Nigal gayi hai tabhi se gane ga rahi hai...Doctor- Koi baat nahi saab tik ho jayega.Santa -Mai to ye soch kar paresan hu kivideo folder par Pahuchegi to kaya hoga?
Santa sent a sms to banta- @€§+;@=~% >?!?C%"'%#€ ¤>?(:@ A%;!{ Banta- what's this. Santa- spicy sms yar kha k dekh mast h
Police 2 santa: sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga.  ..... Santa: lo ji chori maine ki hai aap q chaddi utaroge.
Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
Santa: agar Bijli nahi hota to kya hota?Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta
santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao banta:kyo?santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai
Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya. santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo
Saali: Where do you see MANGOES? Jija: Mango tree? Saali:No Jija: Fruit shop? Saali:No Jija: Maaza? Saali:No Jija: Frooti? Saali:No Jija: ? Saali:Jaha beautiful woman goes Piche MAN GOES.
Santa: Meri Biwi Mujhe Chhod KeChali Gayi.. Banta: Tu Uska Khayal Nahi RakhtaHoga.?..Santa: Arre Yaar,Sagi Behan Ki Tarah Rakhta Tha..!
Santa ne Banta ke kan me aisa kya kaha jo sunke banta mar gaya....... Dhishkiyaon. ° ¬
Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hi baita rahta hai.Banta: lekin phir bhi woh Exam fail kyu huaa? Santa: wah book 'Facebook' tha, isliye
Boss: tumhe MS office pata hai? Santa: agar address denge to main doond looonga si
nahaane ke lie bathroom ki taraph badha hi tha....ki ZeeNews par .Sardi se 5 logon kee maut ki khabar sunakar. . vaapas kapade pahan lie
2 bachche aapas mein baaten kar rahe the.1 bachcha: mere daada jee 50 laakh chhod kar mare the.2 bachcha: isamen kaun see badi baat hai mere daada jeesaari duniya chhod kar mare the.
Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
kuchh ladke apane shaadi/Wedding mein aisi CARTOON TYPE sheravaani pahan lete hain ki Dulha kam aur Ajanta Circus ke jaadugar zyaada lagate hain....wedding shaadi jokes
Madam: tumhaara homework kyu tumhaare Papa ke handwriting main hai? Santa : maine unka pen use kiyaa thaa madam....

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