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Yadi "Facebook" Bhaarat Mein Bana Hota To

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Today's Jokes on social sites: Women all over the world 3.15 billion Women over Facebook 5.67 billion!
Pappu apane paapa ki wedding ki video dekhate hue bola: "mujhe bhi aapki shaadi ki tarah apani shaadi mein items girls nachwaani hain." Santa: haraamakhor, yah teri Bua aur Mausiyaan hain..........jabardast jokes
Saali: Where do you see MANGOES? Jija: Mango tree? Saali:No Jija: Fruit shop? Saali:No Jija: Maaza? Saali:No Jija: Frooti? Saali:No Jija: ? Saali:Jaha beautiful woman goes Piche MAN GOES.
Banta: yaar ye raamadev baaba waala aata noodles kharida hai, inako khaana kaise hai ? Santa: ek naak band karake doosari naak se andar khinchana hain...baba ramdev jokes sms
Santa sent a sms to banta- @€§+;@=~% >?!?C%"'%#€ ¤>?(:@ A%;!{ Banta- what's this. Santa- spicy sms yar kha k dekh mast h
Santa apna Mobile(smartphone) leke Renown Dentist ke pass gaya tha. kyu?kyunki use check karna tha ke uske mobile(smartphone) mein bluetooth hai ki nahi.
Teacher: listen student exams r coming soon so if u have any doubt or question u can ask me..! Santa: In which printing press d question paper is printed ?
Santa: agar Bijli nahi hota to kya hota?Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta
Jaanleva Killer purpose- Santa to Gf-I Love You...agar 1 baap ki beti hai to haa bolegi GF-ladki ne santa ko gale laga liya.
5 saal ka Kida: I Love You Mummy. Maa: I love you too Beta. 16 saal ka ladaka: I Love You Mummy. Maa: Sorry beta, paise nahin hain! 25 saal ka ladka: I Love You Mom. Maa: kaun hai vo chudail ? kahaan rahati hai? 35 saal ka aadami: I Love You Mummy. maan: beta mainne pahale hi bola tha, us ladki se shaadi mat karana! aur sabase badhiya.. 55 saal ka aadami: I Love You Mummy. maan: beta, main kisi bhi kaagaz par "Sign nahin karoongi"
Santa is searching a job and this time he is very serious - no jokes or comedy plz... Interviewer: Why should we hire you? Santa: Because I have passion. Interviewer: Show me. Santa: Sir, Chalo Bahar, Parking Mein Khadi Hai!
New Boss-employee jokes- Employee-Hello Boss mughe terrorist ne pakad liya hai dono hath kaat diye, 1 aakh phor de, kidney nikal liyaBoss-dekh le ho sake to aa ja yaar aaj Audit hai....
Wife: suno jee, aapane kaam vaali bai ko "I LOVE YOU" bol diya kya? Husband: nahin to, kyon kya hua? Wife: kal tak mujhe bhaabhi bulaati thi, aaj didi bula rahi hai.
Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hi baita rahta hai.Banta: lekin phir bhi woh Exam fail kyu huaa? Santa: wah book 'Facebook' tha, isliye
Shikhak- Itane din se kahaan the? Santa- Sir, Bird FLU ho gaya tha. Shikhak- par ye to bird mein hota hai insaanon mein nahi. Santa- Insaan samajha hi kahaan aapane ... Roj to Murga bana dete ho.....santa bird flu jokes
India me Train itni late aati hain ke patari par aatmahatya karane vaala bhi chips ke packet aur paani ki bottel lekar aata hai ...
Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha.. upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai diwar hai.. Santa bola: thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega.
Madam: oxygen is important for all living creatures becauseIt is important for our cells to survive. It was discovered in 1773. Santa: baap re bach gaya!! agar usse pehle paida hota to main mar jaata.

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