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Banta: Yaar Ye Raamadev Baaba Waala Aata Noodles Kharida Hai,

Banta: yaar ye raamadev baaba waala aata noodles kharida hai,
inako khaana kaise hai ?
Santa: ek naak band karake doosari naak se andar khinchana hain...baba ramdev jokes sms

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1 Ladki ki shaadi se 3 din pahle uski saheli ne poochha: shaadi ki saari Taiyaariyaan kar li kya? Ladki: Haan donon sim naale mein phenk diya, Mobile Phone to Format kar diya hai, Laptop mai Private Folder Delete Kar diya Facebook, Whatsapp bhi Deactivate kar diya hai, bas too apana munh band rakhiyo. girls marriage preparation interesting jokes
Banta: yaar ye raamadev baaba waala aata noodles kharida hai, inako khaana kaise hai ? Santa: ek naak band karake doosari naak se andar khinchana hain...baba ramdev jokes sms
Jija jee ko jiju kahne wali ladkiya hi bharat me huwe aadhe se jayada Taalak ki jimedaar hoti hai Jiju aa gaye, Jiju hamare liye kaya laye Jiju aap bahut smart lag rahe ho
kuchh ladke apane shaadi/Wedding mein aisi CARTOON TYPE sheravaani pahan lete hain ki Dulha kam aur Ajanta Circus ke jaadugar zyaada lagate hain....wedding shaadi jokes
Santa ne Banta ke kan me aisa kya kaha jo sunke banta mar gaya....... Dhishkiyaon. ° ¬
Jyotishi ne kaha, "Seth jee sirph 20 rupaye mein aapke man ki baat bataunga." Seth jee ne javaab diya, "Mahaaraaj jee 200 rupaye lo, Bas Modi ke man ki baaten bata do."
santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doongasanta:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat ka
Santa ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha?. Sabar se kam lo beta, Mai Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" hun.
Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
Pappu apane paapa ki wedding ki video dekhate hue bola: "mujhe bhi aapki shaadi ki tarah apani shaadi mein items girls nachwaani hain." Santa: haraamakhor, yah teri Bua aur Mausiyaan hain..........jabardast jokes
Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya. santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo
Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai....
Santa: Sharab pite pite rone lagaBanta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
Boss: tumhe MS office pata hai? Santa: agar address denge to main doond looonga si
Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.
In Andhi tufano ne bhi had kar di,Aaaj kal ki wo kachra patti me,pade rahne wali....-Wo plastic ki thailiyan bhi khudkoShaktimaan-SuperMan Samaj rahi hai....
Banta: What exactly is First Aid? Santa: It is when you get AIDS for the first time!
Teacher: 2+3=5 aur 5+2=7, ab tum bataao 70+5=? kitna hua? Santa: Kya sir? aasaan sawaalo ka jaavaab aap de diye aur mushkil savaal mujhse kar rahe ho

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