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Shikhak- Itane Din Se Kahaan The?

Shikhak- Itane din se kahaan the?
Santa- Sir, Bird FLU ho gaya tha.
Shikhak- par ye to bird mein hota hai insaanon mein nahi.
Santa- Insaan samajha hi kahaan aapane ...
Roj to Murga bana dete ho.....santa bird flu jokes

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Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
Santa ne Banta ke kan me aisa kya kaha jo sunke banta mar gaya....... Dhishkiyaon. ° ¬
Very funny girlfriend boyfriend jokes 2019- Girlfriend- Mat karo kisi baat ke liye ettna jor nahi to boyfriend bana lungi koi aur dungi tumko chor... Boyfriend- Sweety mene tere credit card par le liya 25,00000 loan Tu maat jana mughe chhorkar tere siva mera hai koon Boyfriend rocked Girlfriend shocked...
Santa: Sharab pite pite rone lagaBanta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
Santa aur Banta 10 mein 10 baar fail ho gae Santa: chal yaar khudkhushi kar lete hain Banta: saale, paagal ho gaya hai?? agale janam mein phir narsari se shuru karana padega!!!
Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
Santa: is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho? Santa: replies "Saali train late aati hai to socha kahi bhook se na mar jau..
Ek hi geet me puri umar dikhiye Naino mein sapna, (umar 5 se 15)sapno mein sajna (umar 15 se 25) Sajna pe dil aa gaya, (umar 25 se 35)kyun sajna pe dil aa gaya…(umar 35 se 40) Baki puri umar- Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho o…Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho o…
Madam: Porus kaun tha? Santa: pata nahi sir. Madam: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa Santa: Aap battayiye. Rohan kaun hai? Madam: pata nahi. Santa: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega.
Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di Banta : Kyun? Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha "KAMINE" film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi "BLUE" film dekhoge.
Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha.. upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai diwar hai.. Santa bola: thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega.
Doctor Santa Jokes- Doctor: GOOD Health ke lie rojaana Exercise kiya karo santa: jee main rojaana Cricket aur Football khelata hoon! Doctor- Very Good... Doctor: kitni der khelate ho? Santa: jab tak Mobile ki Battery khatm nahin ho jaati!!
jagajeet sinh ga rahe the: ye daulat bhee le lo, ye shauharat bhile lo... santa utha: main to bahut pareshaan hoon, meri to aurat bhee le lo.
Teacher: 2+3=5 aur 5+2=7, ab tum bataao 70+5=? kitna hua? Santa: Kya sir? aasaan sawaalo ka jaavaab aap de diye aur mushkil savaal mujhse kar rahe ho
Pappu- Doctor ke paas gaya. Doctor: kaun sa Blood Group hai aapka? Pappu- Aazaad Parinde, hum jadataar Time Facebook-Whatsapp par rahte. Doctor: are blood group poochh raha hoon Facebook-Whatsapp ki aulaad......Facebook Whatsapp papu jokes 2018
Happu Singh calls on customer care. Happu: Hello(+_+) Executive: Ji Main Aarti Bol Rahi Hun. Happu: Aarti Baad Mein Sunana Pehle, Meri Problem Toh resolve Kar Do! Executive: Sir mai appka call Puja ko forward kar rahi hu Happu: Gussa mai call disconnnect kar diya aur bola oye Madam... Puja to mai hargij nahi karuga....
Saali: Where do you see MANGOES? Jija: Mango tree? Saali:No Jija: Fruit shop? Saali:No Jija: Maaza? Saali:No Jija: Frooti? Saali:No Jija: ? Saali:Jaha beautiful woman goes Piche MAN GOES.
Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'

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