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Teacher Santa Se: Dahi Ka English Bataao....?

Teacher Santa Se: Dahi Ka English Bataao....?
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Vaise to main bahut bada khataron ka khilaadi hoon, par December mein paani jaise khatare se main bhi nahin khel sakata.
Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha.. upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai diwar hai.. Santa bola: thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega.
Banta: Why we do 'Haldi' ceremony before Marriage? Santa: The Haldi Ceremony for the groom is actually a refined form of marination of the chicken before it is sent for roasting!
Santa: Sharab pite pite rone lagaBanta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
Saadi me2 Plate Panir chilli3 Plate kashmiri pulaw2 plate Meat1 Plate chicken chili 10-12 Gulab Jamuntusne ke baad ladka ghar aakar"Mummy, pet me dard ho raha hai" Mammy- Najar lag gayi lagta hai...
In Andhi tufano ne bhi had kar di,Aaaj kal ki wo kachra patti me,pade rahne wali....-Wo plastic ki thailiyan bhi khudkoShaktimaan-SuperMan Samaj rahi hai....
Interviewer - Aapko, Kitne Saalo Ka Experience Hai.????... Santa - Sir, Maine Kabhi Saalo Ko Try Nahi Kiya, Lekin Mujhe 3 Saaliyo Ka Experience Hai.
Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya. santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo
Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
Ladke Wale: Ji Ladki Toh Humein Pasand Hai. Bas Ek Aakhiri Sawal Hai Ki Ladki Ne Kabhi Baba Ram Rahim Se Aashirwad Toh Nahi Liya Na?
New Boss-employee jokes- Employee-Hello Boss mughe terrorist ne pakad liya hai dono hath kaat diye, 1 aakh phor de, kidney nikal liyaBoss-dekh le ho sake to aa ja yaar aaj Audit hai....
Driver: Sir, Car ka Poora petrol khatam ho gayi hai. ab aage nahi bad sakte. Santa: Koi baat nahi, Car reverse(back Gear) lo aur ghar vaapas chalo.
Santa sent a sms to banta- @€§+;@=~% >?!?C%"'%#€ ¤>?(:@ A%;!{ Banta- what's this. Santa- spicy sms yar kha k dekh mast h
Teacher: Who Is Terrorist..?.Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other Country,To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..!
Jyotishi ne kaha, "Seth jee sirph 20 rupaye mein aapke man ki baat bataunga." Seth jee ne javaab diya, "Mahaaraaj jee 200 rupaye lo, Bas Modi ke man ki baaten bata do."
Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that Boss after what he said to me. Santa: What happened, what did he say? Banta: You Lazy duffer man....You are fired!
Teacher: 2+3=5 aur 5+2=7, ab tum bataao 70+5=? kitna hua? Santa: Kya sir? aasaan sawaalo ka jaavaab aap de diye aur mushkil savaal mujhse kar rahe ho
santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala

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