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In Andhi Tufano Ne Bhi Had Kar Di,

In Andhi tufano ne bhi had kar di,
Aaaj kal ki wo kachra patti me,
pade rahne wali....
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Wo plastic ki thailiyan bhi khudko
Shaktimaan-SuperMan Samaj rahi hai....

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Shikhak- Itane din se kahaan the? Santa- Sir, Bird FLU ho gaya tha. Shikhak- par ye to bird mein hota hai insaanon mein nahi. Santa- Insaan samajha hi kahaan aapane ... Roj to Murga bana dete ho.....santa bird flu jokes
mithoo Santa se: papa 5+5 kitne hotey hai? Santa: Ullu duffer,gadhe, idiot,nalayak, stupid Besharam;tujhe kuch nahi ata, Ja andar se calculator la.
Driver: Sir, Car ka Poora petrol khatam ho gayi hai. ab aage nahi bad sakte. Santa: Koi baat nahi, Car reverse(back Gear) lo aur ghar vaapas chalo.
Teacher- Gupt Vansh ka 5 shasak(KING) ka Naam batoo? Santa- Sir, jo hi vansh hi gupt hai uske shasak naam kaya hoga?
Teacher Santa Se: Dahi Ka English Bataao....?..Santa: Milk Sleeping In The Night And Savere Savere Tight.....!!!
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Ladke Wale: Ji Ladki Toh Humein Pasand Hai. Bas Ek Aakhiri Sawal Hai Ki Ladki Ne Kabhi Baba Ram Rahim Se Aashirwad Toh Nahi Liya Na?
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata
Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar JyegaBaccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
Laalu Yaadav 1 Form bhar rahe the, jo English mein tha! General(saamaany) cheejen to bhar liya, par One Column par atak gae! Likha tha- Your Zodiac sign! Laalu ne bagal mein Nitish kumar ke Form par chori se jhaank kar dekha. Nitesh ne likha tha Scorpio, So Laalu ne apane mein likha-Innova! Idhar aur Majedaar.. Maayaavati bhi vahi Form bhar rahi thi! use bhi "Zodiac sign" ka arth (meaning) nahin maaloom tha, so bagal mein Soniya ke Form mein jhaank kar dekha ...! Soniya ne us kaalam mein bhara 'Cancer' Maayaavati kuchh der sochati rahi phir usane kaalam mein likha ....halki khaasi! Laalu Yaada Maayaavati Soniya breaking news political jokes
Santa: Koi Achha Sa 2 BHK Dikha Do. Broker: Sir, Ready To Move Chalega? Santa: Arey Nahin bhai, Koi Pakka Sa, Immovable Type Dikhao Yaar!
Madam: oxygen is important for all living creatures becauseIt is important for our cells to survive. It was discovered in 1773. Santa: baap re bach gaya!! agar usse pehle paida hota to main mar jaata.
Banta: Why we do 'Haldi' ceremony before Marriage? Santa: The Haldi Ceremony for the groom is actually a refined form of marination of the chicken before it is sent for roasting!
Rajanikaant aur santa ek competition mein.. pahala savaal: 8 ka aadha kya hota hai? Rajanikaant: 4 santa: Depend karata hai. agar horizontally aadha karo to 0 aur vairtichally karo to 3 Rajanikaant haar gaya bada aaya Rajanikaant !!very funny competition jokes of santa Rajanikaant
Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'
Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha haiBanta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
Pappu- Doctor ke paas gaya. Doctor: kaun sa Blood Group hai aapka? Pappu- Aazaad Parinde, hum jadataar Time Facebook-Whatsapp par rahte. Doctor: are blood group poochh raha hoon Facebook-Whatsapp ki aulaad......Facebook Whatsapp papu jokes 2018
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