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Santa: Yaar Aaj Mainne Bas Ke Peechhe Daud Ke 15 Rupaye Bacha Lie.

santa: yaar aaj mainne bas ke peechhe daud ke 15 rupaye bacha lie.
banta: kya yaar tum to bahut moorkh ho, agar taiksee ke peechhe bhaagate to 150 bacha lete.

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