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Police To Santa: Jail Me Kaise Aana Hua?

Police To Santa: Jail Me Kaise Aana Hua?
Sir: Media Wali Ladki Ki Wajah Se
Police: Wo Kaise?
Uski T-shirt Pe Likha Tha "Press"
Maine Daba Diya!!

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Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Santa: Sharab pite pite rone lagaBanta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
nahaane ke lie bathroom ki taraph badha hi tha....ki ZeeNews par .Sardi se 5 logon kee maut ki khabar sunakar. . vaapas kapade pahan lie
santa- doctor 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar tha.. banta- to ab kya hua? santa- yaha se gujar raha tha to socha puch lu apne nahane ko mana kiya tha ab naha lu?
Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'
Teacher: Who Is Terrorist..?.Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other Country,To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..!
Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha haiBanta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
Vaise to main bahut bada khataron ka khilaadi hoon, par December mein paani jaise khatare se main bhi nahin khel sakata.
Jaj: Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par JanabJaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise
Pappu apane paapa ki wedding ki video dekhate hue bola: "mujhe bhi aapki shaadi ki tarah apani shaadi mein items girls nachwaani hain." Santa: haraamakhor, yah teri Bua aur Mausiyaan hain..........jabardast jokes
Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha.. upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai diwar hai.. Santa bola: thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega.
Boss: tumhe MS office pata hai? Santa: agar address denge to main doond looonga si
Santa Interview dene gaya...Boss-tum kitne bhai-bahan ho? Santa-5Boss-unme se tumhara no kon sa haiSanta- Airtel
1 Ladki ki shaadi se 3 din pahle uski saheli ne poochha: shaadi ki saari Taiyaariyaan kar li kya? Ladki: Haan donon sim naale mein phenk diya, Mobile Phone to Format kar diya hai, Laptop mai Private Folder Delete Kar diya Facebook, Whatsapp bhi Deactivate kar diya hai, bas too apana munh band rakhiyo. girls marriage preparation interesting jokes
Teacher- Gupt Vansh ka 5 shasak(KING) ka Naam batoo? Santa- Sir, jo hi vansh hi gupt hai uske shasak naam kaya hoga?
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Jija jee ko jiju kahne wali ladkiya hi bharat me huwe aadhe se jayada Taalak ki jimedaar hoti hai Jiju aa gaye, Jiju hamare liye kaya laye Jiju aap bahut smart lag rahe ho
Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao, Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya. Santa: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.........santa banta short jokes

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