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Police 2 Santa: Sab Kuch Bata Warna Chaddi Utar Ke Peetunga.

Police 2 santa: sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga. 
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Santa: lo ji chori maine ki hai aap q chaddi utaroge.

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