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Ek Baar Santa Ko Koi 8th Floor Par Bulata Hai. Jb Vo Vaha Jata Hai To Flat Ke Samne Likha Rehta Hai "Santa April Fool" To

Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to
Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'

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