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Santa- Kal Meri Shaadi Hai Aur Ladki Walo Ne Kam Log Bulaye Hai.

Santa- kal meri shaadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme problem kya hai?
Santa- pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

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Raat ke 2 baje santa ke number par phone aaya - Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya? Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?
Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya, Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha, Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, "Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do"
Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
Jaj: Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par JanabJaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise
SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha,santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha,Santa: achi quality ka hai,Lala:ha bhai ha,Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
jagajeet sinh ga rahe the: ye daulat bhee le lo, ye shauharat bhile lo... santa utha: main to bahut pareshaan hoon, meri to aurat bhee le lo.
Santa got invitation from Blue Whale Challenge Banta - What Challenge you finished for Blue Whale Santa- Exiting from Blue Whale coz exiting from this Game is also a Big Challenge (*;;*)
santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao banta:kyo?santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai
Santa: Sharab pite pite rone lagaBanta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
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banta- tm ladki dekh aye? santa- haan raang mai kali hai, kaan se kaam sunti hai. banta- jara english mai kaho? santa- English me bole to blackberry..
Banta: What exactly is First Aid? Santa: It is when you get AIDS for the first time!
santa=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya banta=fir kya kiya?santa=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
Shikhak- Itane din se kahaan the? Santa- Sir, Bird FLU ho gaya tha. Shikhak- par ye to bird mein hota hai insaanon mein nahi. Santa- Insaan samajha hi kahaan aapane ... Roj to Murga bana dete ho.....santa bird flu jokes
Interviewer - Aapko, Kitne Saalo Ka Experience Hai.????... Santa - Sir, Maine Kabhi Saalo Ko Try Nahi Kiya, Lekin Mujhe 3 Saaliyo Ka Experience Hai.
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Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that Boss after what he said to me. Santa: What happened, what did he say? Banta: You Lazy duffer man....You are fired!

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