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Whoz Intelligent? U Or Ur DAD…

Son: Dad! Children are more intelligent or their Parents?
Father: Their Dads.
Son: Dad! Who Invented Telephone??
Father: (Happily) Graham Bell..
Son: Then Why didn’t his dad Invented that??

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Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling I am already married 🙂
Mum: You haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago.Me: Excuse me... where do you think these chips came from!
Phool wala:Sahab ye phol apni girl frnd k liye lejyenAdmi:meri koi girl frnd nhnPhol wala:phr apni mengatar k lia lejyenAdmi:meri koi mengatar bi nhnPhol wala:phr apni biwi k lia lejyenAdmi:meri koi biwi b nhnPhol wala:Ae dunya k khush qismat insan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja...!
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both don’t exist.
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
Sardar : Ye Bakra Q Zibah kiya??Pathan : Hum ny Mannat manga tha wo pura ho gaya.Sardar : Kis Baat ki Mannat.Pathan : Hamara Murgi Gum huwa tha, Wo aaj Mil gaya hai..;-p:-)
China cricket kyu nhi khelta??. Kyu k Technical problem hai. Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai jo out ho jaye woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.
Girl On Chat: Kya Kerte Ho.? Boy: Me Jung News Network Me Job Kerta Tha, Magar me Ny Wo Job Chhor Di.. Girl: Ohh Why? Boy: Yaar Ab Kon itni Subha Uth ker Paper Bantne Jaye.. :-D
Dost: Yar Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya.? . 2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hain.
"EXERCISE IN OUR LIFE" If Walking Is Good For Health, The Postman Wud Be Immortal . A Whale Swims All Day, Only Eats Fish, Drinks Water & Is Still Fat . A Rabbit Runs & Hops & Lives Only 15 Yrs . WHILE,, A Turtle Doesn't Run, Does Nothing, Yet Lives For 450 Yrs. MORAL:- TO HELL WITH EXERCISE, SLEEP WELL & EAT WELL.. :-D
Maths teacher asked JOHNY “If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.
A man enterd in a shoes showroom and cried. Bary garauntey datay ho 2 din nahi nikalay. saleman kaya huiha sir.man replyCHUKI GyE A.
Arz Kiya Hai?...Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye, Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,Aur Diye Me Jo Tel Tha Sir Pe Laga Gaye
Wife: Suno Na!Husband: Listen, I am very tense. Office Mein Problems Chal Rahi Hai. Issi Liye Baat Karne Ka Bhi Mood Nahi Hai. Sar Bhi Dard Se Phata Ja Raha Hai. Subah Se Maine Kuchh Bhi Nahi Khaya Hai.Wife: Hmmm!!! Achha Wo Sab Faltu Bakwaas Chhodo, Yeh Dekho, Meri Nayi Sandals!
Doctor to injured patient:Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi totumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha......Patient:Kaun sa road?Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha.. 🙂 😛
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
1st Employee 2 Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? 2nd: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen. 1st: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Quin Nahi Banaya? 1st Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker 2nd Se Pucha: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? 2nd: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen. 1st: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Quin Nahi Banaya? :-D
Tum Loat Ker Aany Ka Takalluf Mat Kerna,, Hum Ek Hi Cartoon Baar Baar Nahi Dekhty.. :-)

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