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Nurse: Aapke Judwa Bete Hue Hai

Nurse: Aapke judwa bete hue hai
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This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
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A Psychology Report.. When 2 Couples come face to face..?? Wives look at each other's SARIS & Husbands Look at each other's WIFE..
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