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5 Great People Are:

5 Great People Are:

1. Quaid-e-Azam
Wo to Ab Zinda Nahi Hen.
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2. Wasim Akram
Wo Ab Kisi Kaam ka Nahi.
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3. Aishwarya Rai
Apni Pohanch se Door.
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4. Ab Baqi Rahe Hum Dono
Yaar Thora Touch Me Raha Kero..
:-D :-)

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