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Judge Chor Ko Saza Sunaty Huwe: Tum Teesri Baar Yahan Aaye Ho, Tumhen Sharam Nahi Aati.??Chor: Janab Phir To Aap Ko Doob Marna Chahiye QK Aap Roz Yahan Aate Hen.. ;-)
FATHER: How Are YOur Grades, Son..?SON: UndEr WatEr, Dad…!!FATHER: UnDer WatEr? WhAt DOo YOu MeAn…?SON: ThEy”Re BelOw C LevEl..!!
SmS dosnt mean "SHORT msgin SERVICE" It also means Share My Sweetness Search My Soul Seek My Sweetheart Succeed My Smarty See ME Smiling So Keep SMSING.
When u feel lonely and alone& cannot see any one around you,the world seems to be fading away,come along with mei’ll take u to an eye specialist !!
Rajinikanth: Hello I'm Rajinikanth.Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai!Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun?Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai... Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera!
Kal me ny 2 Logon ko BeWaqoof Banaya,Pucho Kese??,?,?,?,?,Bilkul Aisay Hi..;pAb 3 Ho Gaye,Hahaha..:-)
99% larkian kabi apni galti nai mantein Baki 1% galti maan kar adhay ghanty baad keh dete hai ke galti wese tumhari the :P
Dear "L0L" & "Hmmm"Thank You For Always Being There, When I Have Nothing Else To Say.. ?ButWhy U Both DuffersDon't Work In Exams..? :-D
Wife : I will die.Husband : I will also die.Wife : why do u want to die?Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die.
Great people talk about things.Small people talk about other people.And legends never talk -..........they send MESSAGES!
Meera: Fruit walay shop par Mujh Potateos Fevr chaye Shopkeeper: Yeh potatoes fever kaya hota hy? Meera: u literacy people iska matlab hota hy Aalo Bukhara
save paper DON’T DO YOUR HOME WORK!!
Maggi ke baad Mantos ki bhi Janch Honi Chahiye..Kitna khaa chuka hu lekin dimag ki batti aaj tak nahi jali yaa
Its Hard To Sleep Wen u Know How Burdened ur Mind Is It Is Evn Hardr Going To Sleep Wen u Know der Is Left Ovr Pizza In The Fridge
(,")/(! ! Pakistanio.!!.*(*(* ('.') _/? ?\_ []"""<"<"""[]Manjiyan bahr dha lo,Bar bari soni hawa chal rai ay.FROM:(WAPDA)
Why love marriageis better than arranged???Because"A KNOWN DEVILIS BETTER THANAN UNKNOWN GHOST"
Girls love is like a chocolate. because it’s too sweet. but the taste is short time, Caution:every chocolate has an expiry date. But boys love is like wine,no expiry date. it gives kick to ur body… that’s boys love…
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