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Teri adao pe mein vari vari,Dial 139 for Railway inquiry…।2. Naa jeene ki aarzoo, naa marne ka khuaaffThe number you are trying is currently switch off..।
Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
Heart Touching Line By Pappu.. "I Trust On Cigarette More Then Girls Bcoz, I Am Ready To damage My Lungs, But Not My Hearts.." From: Pappu Charsi.. :-D
Delivry k waqt Lady- God Ladka Man- God Ladki God- Shut Up Dont Confuse Me Vrna aisa confuse item bana dunga k tm dono roge or wo tali bjayega...............................................very very funny sms
Sharbat Se Munh Morr Liya..Chai Se Nata Jorr Liya..Zara Si Sardi Kiya Pari,,Tum Ny To Nahana Chorr Diya.. :-D
Newton's Law of Sunday:A body at rest will continue to be at rest... until the wife notices and finds some work for him!
Mom: I Love U.. Son: Mom You Know Na, I Love You A Lot. , But Sorry Mom, I Can't Accept Your Friend Request On Facebook. :-D
Zindagi ice-cream ki trah hyTaste kro ya waste kro pighal rhi hyis liy life ko taste karna sekhowaste to ho he rhi hy.Great lines bychota veer kulfi wala.
Keep…………………IN TOUCH WITH ME….. OTHERWISE……………………….1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL……….UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!
Sardar: O Yaar, Meri Teacher Bolti hai,Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.Pathan: Wo Jhoot Bolta Hai,Agar Aisa Hota to Bhains ka Apna BachaDoctor Ya Engineer Hota..;-p:)
Height of addiction:In a school form, when a student asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "WhatsApp"!
Teacher: Sab se Ziyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai? Sharab Me? No Pyar Me? Na Paise Me? Never Student: Sab se Ziyada Nasha . . . . . KITAB Me Hota Hai, Kholte Hi Neend Aa Jati Hai..:-p
Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
Brilliant answers given by students:
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies, you will know the pain when they put fire at your back!
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye, Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
Boy: Tum WhatsApp Per Ho?Girl: Nahi Me Ghar per Hun.Boy: I Mean WhatsApp Use kerti ho?Girl: Nahi Me Fair & Lovely Use Kerti HunBoy: Aray Meri Maa, Tumhen WhatsApp Chalana Ata Hai?Girl: Nahi, Per Tum Chala Lena,Me Pichay Beth Jaun gi..;-pBoy Shocked..;-)
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is yours
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