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Muhabat ek anokha ehsaas haiMery upar wali line buhat bakwas hai
Question:What is the fullform of maths. Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class, "Who invented Steam Engine?"Pappu: What Sir?Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is.Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge!
Mom: Sofa letne ke liye nahi hota baithne ke liye hota haiSon: Ha toh Chappal bhi maarne k liye nahi pehen ne ke liye hoti hai..:) Ek chappl aur padi..
I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo..Got one the very next minute.A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a wholeweek !!
From Morning till Evening;From Sunday to Saturday;From 1st to 31st;From January to December;And from Birth till my Death, my feelings for you have never changed......For me, you've always been a headache!
Q : why is that difficult for us to be a superman?? A : because non of us dare to wear our underwear over our pants in public!!!
Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata? Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain, “overtime laga raha hoon.”
LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE.1 din boht se Professors ko 1 Jahaz me bethaya gya,Jb sb jahaz me beth gay to unko bataya gya k ye jahaz ap logon k students ne banaya hy,Ye sun kr sb bhag kr jahaz se nikal gay siwae 1 k jo bohot pursukoon bethe thay. Is pr un sahib se waja pochi gai to unhon ne jawab dia k agar ye jahaz waqai mere students ne hi banaya hy to phir mjhe yaqen h ....K YE START HI NAHI HO GA.
"1 Maa ki request hay,plz free package ho to itna phelao k us k betay tk pohnch ja'ay..............Putar Bashir,wapsi ty 65 wali pepsi lenda aayen teri phophi aii ay.
Whenever U feel depressed in your life, Close your eyes and think about that director who has to say Nice shot to Tusshar Kapoor..
Jab koi itna khas Ban jayeUske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jayeTo Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
aap kitnay achay hain aap kitnay piyaray hain app lagtay hum ko chand sitaray hain aap hum ko jan say bhi piyaray hain aur ek ham hain jo kab say jhoot bolay ja rahain hain
Mujhko Mulk ki Ghareebi kaSahi Ehsaas to Tab hua...Jab, Motor Cycle saaf karne kaKapra BhiKoi Chura Ker le Gaya..;-p
A Pathan Gets A Cheque & Throws It On The Ground..?Why..??Bcoz To See Whether It Will BOUNCE or NOT.. :-D
tujhe dhondhty dhondhty hum itney door nikal gye | FARAZ |Keh ab to rikshey wala bhi 2000 ruppey kiraya manhgta hye!
ak shakhs rood pr ja ra tha rasty ma usy shesha nazar ata ha wo us shesha ko uthata ha or apni shakal dekh k kahta ha acha to ya ap ka shesha ha or shesha ko wahe road pr rakh ke chala jata ha
Aj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Smjh Nhi Ata Ki Kya Kre? Kharab Kamwali Mile To Khud Ko Kaam Krna Padta Hai, Agr Achi Mile To Pati Kaam Kr Jata Hai..

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