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Husband: Kal Mere Khawab Main Ek Larki Aye Thi. Wah! Kia Larki Thee!

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

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From a Heart Surgeon's diary:Anxious patients and their dear ones always ask me a lot of odd questions.Today the wife of one of my by-pass patients' made me speechless.She asked me, "Doctor, did you find any other woman in his heart?"
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