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Lovers r Outgoing Calls
Aunties r Tollfree Calls
Callgirls r Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls.................very funny jokes on girls

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Brilliant answers given by students:
Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam? bcoz it means... E-End of T-thinking C-capacity.
A boy was trying 2 propose a girl finally he proposed in unique way; "kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
Jin logon ka Khayal hai kPaison se Aapki Zindagi meKhushiyan nahi aa saktinwoApny paisy Mere Account meTrasnfer ker sakty hen...;-pShukriya
Leave Application By A Cute Kid.. "Dear Teacher ji, Wen I Cum, Rain Chham Chham. Leg My Phisla, I Gira Dham. Niche My Bag & Ooper was Hum. Is liye 2 Days, I Not Cum.?" :-D
Maalik: Tujhy Aaye Abhi 2 Din Hi Huwe Hen Aur Tu Ny 3 Kursiyan Bhi Torr Deen.Noker: Yara Tum Ny Hi To Kaha Tha K Tum Ko Ek Taqatwar Noker Chahiye.. :-D
A doctor got a call from a woman, "My husband just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I do?"The doctor replied, "Give him a headache, what else?"
If a pakistani ever goes to the moonHis/her first response after comingBack to earth would probably be,Kisi ne pani tak nai pocha
Wife: I' m going up-town this afternoon.Hubby: Shopping?Wife: No, I won't have time. I just want to get some things I need!
Baap:Tumhary School Me Kon Hai Jo Nahi Parhta?Bacha:HeadMaster..;-)Hahahha
ye kafan ye qabar ye janazy rasm e shariyat hain dostmar to insan tab he jata ha jb koi kehta ha ohey.....................................................................................jarsi landy di payi aaa.
Two Commerce students engaged in a heart to heart conversation.One: Oh! Sorry yaar, I heard about your breakup. Is it true?Two: Yup!One: You must be sad na?two: No yaar... since we're commerce students, I have kept one reserve girlfriend to offset doubtful debts!One: Very Funny
Shakespear Said: "Don't Worry, Because If U Worry' U Get Wrikles On UR Face..So Why Don't U Smile And Get A Dimple On UR Face.. Wish U Lots Of Dimples. Keep Smiling.. :-)
Ak dafa ak admi ki cycle choori ho gai,Tu us ny bazar mein onchi awaz sy kaha“Agar meri cycle na mili to main wohi kuch karoonga jo mere bhai ny kia tha”.“Ye sun kr choor cycle chorh kr bhag gya.Bad mein ak admi ny us sy pucha k thumhary bhai ny kya kia thaTu wo bola”os ny nai cycle khareedi thi”...
If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects. Then how could any one can expects a single student to learn all subjects?
Aaliya bhatt ek dukaan mein gayi.. Aaliya : 2 bhk ka kya bhaav hai ? Dukaanadaar: ye ready-made clothing store hai.. Aaliya : lekin baahar to likha hai “Flat 70% off”.. Dukaanadaar abhi bhi koma mein hai.
An old lady was sending her family a large Bible.`Is there anything breakable in this package,M'am?`"Only the Ten Commandments", she replied tersely!

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