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No one is as ugly as their identity card pic, . . . . . . nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P
Smartphone(mobile) ghar par bhool jaane ke kaaran yuvak ne pahali baar dekha aaspaas ka nazaara....whatsapp funny sms
Dad - beta teri bivi itni shaant kyo hai?son - kuch nahi dad , usne maangi thi lipstik aur maine de di fevi stickbusno chip chipno chik chik
Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Sula Diya..Wah Wah..Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Hila Diya..Coma Se Jagy Mareez Ko Permanent Hi Sula Diya..!
Teri muhabat mein khud ko kar Bethy hain Barbad wah wahteri muhabat mein khud ko kar bethy hain barbadpak sar zameen shadbad kehhware haseen shadbad g
Usey pane ki koi aas nahi haiaudience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai.... Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nhi haiaudience : wah wah... Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi haiaur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata, kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai.........
Bacha Maa Se:Ammi Aaj Me School Ground Me Bilkul Shahid Afridi Lag Raha Tha.Maa Khush Ho Ker: Wo Kese Mere Chaand.?Bacha: Kal Ka Home Work Na KernyPer Teacher Ny Mujh Se Kaha JaoGround K Beech Me Dono Hath Uper Ker K Khary Ho Jao.. :-D
Teacher: sabase jyaada naqal kahaan pe hoti hai?Pappu: Whatsapp pe.Teacher: shaabaash!
You are a normal person in case of : 1> U got a facebook account 2> U got a mobile phone ... 4> U are wasting your time reading this 5> U didn't notice that there is no Number 3 7> u went to check if number 3 is there 8> Where is number 6 ? 9> U are now smiling :) 10> Where is number 1 ?? 11> LOL u went to check number 1 :D
Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.Patni: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”.Pati: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena :p
waiter: ur bill sir.boy: take my cardwaiter: but sir this is student cardboy: tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy\”ALL CARDS ACCEPTED
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedar,, Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.. Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,, Jany Kab Maang Lo Hum Se Udhar.. :-D
Teacher: 1 bike pe kitane adami baith sakate hain? Pappu: 13 men. teechar: vo kaise?Pappu: 1 chaalak aur 2 chhakke!.........clean papu jokes
Smile is a lnguage of Love. Smile is a way to get success, Smile is to win the hearts. Smile improves ur personality. So Brush your teeth daily.
Letx c,hw much u knw me..1.Do u think i am in love?A2.My marriage wil be arranged o love?:)A3.I believe on first sight love?:)A4.My which quality will attract my lover?:)A5.Am i romantic?:)A6.Will i respect my husband/wife?:)A7.Will my saasu maa n paa be happy wd me?:)A8.Who wil be dominatint?Me or my life partner?:)ARply...
Man at medical store:I need poisonChemist: I can't sell you thatMan shows his marriage certificate...Chemist: Oh! sorry,I didn't knew u had a prescription.
Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha..:
SAnta: I have changed my mind.Banta: Naya Wala Kaam Kar Raha Hai Na?
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