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Bacha Maa Se:

Bacha Maa Se:
Ammi Aaj Me School Ground Me Bilkul Shahid Afridi Lag Raha Tha.

Maa Khush Ho Ker:
Wo Kese Mere Chaand.?

Bacha: Kal Ka Home Work Na Kerny
Per Teacher Ny Mujh Se Kaha Jao
Ground K Beech Me Dono Hath Uper Ker K Khary Ho Jao.. :-D

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Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Difference between life “Before love’ and ‘After love’… . . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘Before love’ only happiness… ‘After love’ no happiness…
A Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone’s School Life.When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say“Who? Me?” =O :P
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
Ek Sardar jab bi kapre dhone lagta tha, to bohat Zor ki barish shuru ho jati thi. Ek din bohat dhoop nikli hui thi or us ne shukar kiya or dukaan se 'SURF' lene chala geya.Jab dukaan mein enter hua to 'Badal' bohat zor se garja, to Sardar ne 'BAADAL' se kaha.'KIDAR'. .?? Me Te Nimko Lein Aya Wan.
Pakistani Police..!Motorcycle Wala:Sir Ji, Mere Kaghzaat To Puray Hen Phir Chalaan Q??Police Wala:Sohniyo,, Double Sawari Khul Gai ay,Te Tu Kalla e Ja riya ay... ;-)Hahahha
a girl to doctor on phone:Meri behn ko curent laga hai , hm kia krein?Doctor: Ap 2 nafal shukraney k ada krein k ap ki taraf light hai...
Dear Boys,Kitchen has 'He' in it.So stop giving your stupid logic to start learning cooking immediately.Sincerely,Girls!
What will happen if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea? TSUNAMI will be created since an amplifier converts small waves into bigger wave.
Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!
If I was an artist,you would be my picture!If I was a poet,you would be my inspiration!If I was an author you would be my story!But I’m only a cartoonist
Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Aaty Hen Toofan..Yaden Baki Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jaty Hen Insan..Yaad Rakho Gy To Bohat Qareeb Pao Gy..Aur Bhool Gaye To .........Chamaat Bhi Khao Gy.. :-)(,")/ Tu Bhool
Bhakt : Baba Shaadi ko 7 saal ho gaye Bacha nahi huaa Nirmal baba : Biwi k saath Kab soya tha Bhakt :Baba roj sota hu. Baba : 2,4 Din padosiyo ko sone do Kripa Hogi..!! mastiful chutkule.....mast....jokes
Congratulations! Good news for all students preparing for their exam. All exams have been postponed . To confirm go to site, www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
Sms krenge tmhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hme badi pyari, Ye sms milte hi sms kro, Kyoki hme psand nhi sms ki udhari!!!!!!
Facebook WhatsApp ki ladkiya chips ke packet ke tarah hoti H ladko ko pata bhi hai ki milna kuch bhi nahi hai Sirf hawabaji hai phir bhi jadaa bhaw dete hai
Rangeen ho tum Rango se zyada, Mehkte ho tum Phulo se zyada, Smart ho tum Mujhse zyada Agar ye sochte ho tum to. ‘Bewkoof ‘ ho tum had se zyada
Chaand Per Tumhara Naam Likhny Ko Ji Chahta Hai..Per Kiya Karen Ye Khayal Hi Subha Ko Aata Hai.. :-D

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