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Ek Khargosh Bomb Le Ker Zoo Me Ghus Gaya Aur Awaz Lagai:

Ek Khargosh Bomb le ker Zoo me Ghus Gaya Aur Awaz lagai:
"Tum Sab k Paas Ek Minute hai Yahan se Nikalny k liye"

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Kachuwa Bola: Wah ustaad Wah,

Seedhi Tarha keh na K
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Me Hi Target Hun...:-p

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