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2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago 1-Jiske Piche Me Hu Q K Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi. 2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu Q K Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.
Importance of thumb… Children use it 4 chewing Illiterate people use it 4 sign Winners 4 victory . . AND . . My FANS use it 4 reading my messages . . Oh….u toooo?
Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market.Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store.Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about!
Dollars has increased to Rs. 96…...Milk has increased to Rs. 70…...Petrol has increased to Rs. 101… :’(...Thanks God!Passing Marks are still 33…
Girl On Date..Girl : Tum kuch Aisa kaho k Mere Dil ki Dharkan Tez Ho Jaye..Boy : ......BHAAaGOoo! Tumharay Papa Aa rahy hen..:-)
Drinkers Movies Banate Toh- 1)Soda Akbar 2)Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi 3)Rum De Basanti 4)Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam 5)Beer Zaara 6)Bewde Zameen Par.
Santa got an invitation to a party which said ‘Red Tie Only.” When he went to the party, he was surprised to see that other were wearing pants and shirts also.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a class on Sun. Everyone must attend it.Pappu: No Sir, I will not be able to attend it.Teacher: Why?Pappu: My mother will not allow me to go so far!
I want 2 tell u something. Please dont mistake me. Please do it sincerely. Wear a helmet while driving because…….. Empty things break easily!!!!
I m on a light diet:I eat in daylightI eat in moonlightAnd sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
What does ILU means? I= I L= Love U=Urdu so I love urdu… tum kya samjhey they… I love ullu.. to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon
Dear "L0L" & "Hmmm"Thank You For Always Being There, When I Have Nothing Else To Say.. ?ButWhy U Both DuffersDon't Work In Exams..? :-D
Boy: Tum WhatsApp Per Ho?Girl: Nahi Me Ghar per Hun.Boy: I Mean WhatsApp Use kerti ho?Girl: Nahi Me Fair & Lovely Use Kerti HunBoy: Aray Meri Maa, Tumhen WhatsApp Chalana Ata Hai?Girl: Nahi, Per Tum Chala Lena,Me Pichay Beth Jaun gi..;-pBoy Shocked..;-)
shaadi se pahle ladke ne ladaki se vaada kiya tha, "main tughe chaand taare doonga." ladki ne shaadi kar li aur unaka ek bachcha ho gaya, naam rakh diya Tarachand, ise kahate hain praan jaaye par vachan na jaaye.
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?Sardar: BAProfessor:For sodium?Sardar: NAProfessor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA& 2 atoms of NA combined?Sardar: BANANA
Dad - beta teri bivi itni shaant kyo hai?son - kuch nahi dad , usne maangi thi lipstik aur maine de di fevi stickbusno chip chipno chik chik
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