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Shaadi Se Pahle Ladke Ne Ladaki Se Vaada Kiya Tha,

shaadi se pahle ladke ne ladaki se vaada kiya tha,
"main tughe chaand taare doonga."
ladki ne shaadi kar li aur unaka ek bachcha ho gaya,
naam rakh diya Tarachand, ise kahate hain praan jaaye par vachan na jaaye.

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