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A kid on his way to home with his mom, saw a couple kissing on the road He suddenly shouted and said: “Look mom they are fighting for a chewing GUM”..
Boys have fun by teasing girls,
Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend.Bunty: Really bad, What did you do?Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!
TEACHER: kal school kyo nhi aye tm? STUDENT: mujhe bird flu hogya tha TEACHER: kya?? ye to murge ki bemari hai STUDENT: ap ne mujhe insan kb chora hai ? roz hi to murga bana deti ho
Shakespear Said: "Don't Worry, Because If U Worry' U Get Wrikles On UR Face..So Why Don't U Smile And Get A Dimple On UR Face.. Wish U Lots Of Dimples. Keep Smiling.. :-)
Roses r red, violets r blue, monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Dont get angry, you will find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
Agar doctor ney film banaya hota to kya nam rakthay!Kabhi khosi kabhi jokhm , hum blood day choky sanam, missin malayria, operation kiya to darna kya..,
After knee surgery Doctor advised Santa, "For a few days you will have to use a walker."Santa: No problem Doctor. Will 'Johnny Walker' be okay?
Shohar aur biwi ek hi din mar gaye. Shohar bhoot ban gaya aur Biwi Churail ban gai. Kuch dino k baad dono ka aamna saamna howa. Biwi: Kitne ajeeb lag rahy ho bhoot ban kar. Shohar: Han. Lekin tum bilkul bhi nahi badli… wesi ki wesi hi ho
To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time”, and tackle “Emergencies”!!
ladakiyaan bhi Had karti haiGhar ka kaam kare2G ki speed se aur chaat, pakodee aur golgappe khaati hai4G ki speed se!.......new funny sms
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..
DABANGG SMS : Hume sms karna bandh mat karna warna 2mhare mobile me itne chhed krenge ki confujiya jaoge ki charger kaha dale or headphone kaha pe...!
Bruce Lee’s favorite, VEGETABLE: MU LEE BREAKFAST: ID LEE FESTIVAL: DIVA LEE ACTRESS: SONA LEE MUSIC: QWAA LEE MOVIE: COO LEE No. 1 ANIMAL: BIL LEE TIMEPASS: KHUJ LEE
Kiya Mosam Aya Hai,Her Taraf Pani hi Pani Laya Hai,,Tum Ghar se Mat Nikalna,Warna Log Kahen gy,,Barsaat Abhi Shuru hi Hui Hai,Aur,Mendak Nikal Aya Hai...;-p:D
Admi: "Doctor, Kiya Aap Ko Yaqen Hai K Mujhy Namoniya Hai?Mujhy Pata Chala Hai K Jise Namoniya Hota Hai Wo Akhir Typhoid Se Mar Jata hai..Doctor: Aap Fikar Mat Karen,Me Agar Namoniya Ka Elaaj Kerta Hun To Wo Admi Sirf Namoniya Se Hi Marta Hai.. !
Life thought me lots of Lessons..But!As usual,I slept in those classes…
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