Open Menu

Pappu: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me And Sent Me Her Pictures With Her New Boyfriend.

Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend.
Bunty: Really bad, What did you do?
Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!

Send Mobile short message Pappu: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me And Sent Me Her Pictures With Her New Boyfriend. from the Funny collection of SMS and text messages. Simply copy this message and send via WhatsApp, SMS, Facebook Status, Tweet, Instagram or any other social platform you like. There is a huge collection of Funny messages available on our website, which you can send to your family & friends. Simply browse through our collection and enjoy the quotes, wishes and greetings written in short messages for mobiles & social media usage.

More Funny SMS Messages

British:-Can you swim?Pathan:-NoBritish:-Dog is better than you because he can swim.Pathan:-Can you swim?British:-YesPathan:-Then what's different between you & dog.GEO PATHAN:-)
Gadhe Ke Samne 1 Pani Ki Aur1 Sharab Ki Balti RakhiGadha Pani Pi Gaya..Police Sharabi Se: Tune Is Se Kya Sikha?Sharabi: Jo Sharab Nahi Pita Wo Gadha Hai. ;-)
Today I Gave some1 ur cell no.
In 2025 Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De.. Boy :- Ye Lay Meri “MBA” Ki Degree Rakh Le.. Bhikhari :- Nahi Chahiye Tujhe Chahiye To Meri “CA” Ki degree Rakh Le..
Srdar ka beta 5 subjcts me fail ho gya...Srdar:Hun Menu Abba na bolein !.Beta: Oh jan dy Abba ay School da test c koi DNA test nhi c...!
Baap: Tum Apnay Baal Q Nahi Katwaty Ho??Beta: Papa, Ye Aaj Kal ka Fashion Hai.Baap Ghusse se: Oye...Kal jo Larky Waly Teri Behan ko Dekhny Aaye thy,Wo Tujh ko Pasand ker k Chalay Gaye Hen..;-p:)
Ek Faqeer Ny Aawaz Lagai: "Behan Roti De Do Bhook Lagi Hai" Ghar Se Aawaz Aai: "Teri Behan Mekay Gai Hai, Tera Behnoi Bhi Bhooka Hai" . . Faqeer Ny Kaha: Bhai Andar Q Bethy Ho? Bahar Aao Dono Mil Ker Aawaz Lagaty Hen, Allah Karam Kary Ga.. :-D
Sardar: O Yaar, Meri Teacher Bolti hai,Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.Pathan: Wo Jhoot Bolta Hai,Agar Aisa Hota to Bhains ka Apna BachaDoctor Ya Engineer Hota..;-p:)
1 night a boy helped a unknown aunty to reach her home. Aunty:beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai yahi so jao , bittu ke room me. Boy:nahi aunty, mai yahi hall me so jaunga. Next morning a beautiful girl come with a cup of coffee. Boy:aap kaun? Girl:mai bittu. aur aap? Boy:Mai gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha.
Married men live longer than single men do, but, married men are a lot more willing to die.
Girl To Shopkeeper: Mujhy Calculator Chahiye.Shopkeeper: "CASIO" ?Girl: Me Theek Hun Aap Kese Hen.. :-)
What happens when a lion roars thrice? - - - - - Think - - - - - Any guess? - - - - - Ok i will tell you.. - - - - - Tom & jerry cartoon begins!
Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha, Wah Wah Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha.. Tere msgs nai aa rahey Kya baat hai bacha???
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Mom: Sofa letne ke liye nahi hota baithne ke liye hota haiSon: Ha toh Chappal bhi maarne k liye nahi pehen ne ke liye hoti hai..:) Ek chappl aur padi..
Mill gaya Mill gaya ATM ka hindi naam mill gaya:A-account me hoga T-to hiM-milega
If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me, come to me… If you need money… ……….. THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
Boss hangs a poster in office‘I am the boss, dont forget’He returns from lunch,finds a slip on his desk,‘ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!’

SMS Messages Categories

Advice SMSAngry SMSAnniversary SMSApril Fool SMSBakra SMSBakra Eid SMSBarish Rainy Day SMSBest Wishes SMSBirthday SMSBlessing SMSBreak Up SMSBroken Heart SMSChristmas SMSCool SMSCute SMSDaring SMSDecent SMSDiwali SMSDua SMSEid Mubarak SMSEmotional SMSEncouraging SMSEnglish SMSExams SMSFarewell SMSFather Day SMSFlirt SMSFool SMSForget SMSFriendship SMSFunny SMSGet Well Soon SMSGhazal SMSGood Afternoon SMSGood Day SMSGood Evening SMSGood Luck SMSGood Morning SMSGood Night SMSGreetings SMSHoli SMSHug SMSHusband And Wife SMSIndependence Day SMSInspirational SMSInsult SMSIslamic SMSJumma Mubarak SMSKanjoos SMSKiss SMSLife SMSLove SMSMathematics SMSMiscellaneous SMSMiss You SMSMoral SMSMother Day SMSMotivational Quote SMSNever Forget SMSNew Year SMSParents SMSPicture SMSPoetry SMSPolitics SMSPropose SMSPunjabi SMSRamadan SMSRelationship SMSRomantic SMSRude SMSSad SMSSanta Banta Jokes SMSShaadi Marriage SMSSinhala SMSSmile SMSSorry SMSThank You SMSValentine SMSWeather SMSYou Are Special SMS