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Admi: "Doctor, Kiya Aap Ko Yaqen Hai K Mujhy Namoniya Hai?

Admi: "Doctor, Kiya Aap Ko Yaqen Hai K Mujhy Namoniya Hai?
Mujhy Pata Chala Hai K Jise Namoniya Hota Hai Wo Akhir Typhoid Se Mar Jata hai..

Doctor: Aap Fikar Mat Karen,
Me Agar Namoniya Ka Elaaj Kerta Hun To
Wo Admi Sirf Namoniya Se Hi Marta Hai.. !

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