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Boy1 Sitting With DogBoy2:Ur Dog Bits?Boy1:N0Boy 2 : Sits Nd The Dog BitsBoy2 : Angrily U Said He Does N0t BitBoy 1:This Is N0t My Dog.
Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
Leave Application By A Cute Kid.."Dear Teacher ji,Wen I Cum,Rain Chham Chham.Leg My Phisla,I Gira Dham.Niche My Bag & Ooper was Hum.Is liye 2 Days, I Not Cum.?" :-D
Nike was founded by a Man, so its tagline says"Just do it!"If 'Nike' had been founded by a woman, its tagline would have been:"Just do it... if you want to... I don't want to force you... It's your life... I don't care... don't listen to me... Do what you want to do... Who am I to say anything!"
3 stupid stages of life : Teenage: hav time & energy but no money working age: hav money & energy but no time oldage: hav time n money but no energy!
Ye waqt ki nazakat hBdalte doar ki majboori hailadko ko ko paratheAurladkiyo ko karaatesikha bahut jaruri hai
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! Say thanks to wives
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful.We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
Zindgi Me Logon K Aise Kaam Aao KLog Kahen..:..Tu To Rehne Hi De, Me Khud Hi Ker Loonga... :-DDusron Ka Kaam Bhi Ho Jayega Aur Aapka Naam Bhi Ho Jayega.. :-)
Banti: Aadmi bina koshish kuchh nahin ban sakata. Papu: kyon nahin ban sakta? abhi kal ki baat hai ki main bina koshish ke badaBhai ban gaya.
Attachment is not whn two people chat day or night.........Instead its that File which we attach with the emails.Yaar hadd hogayi. Zaroori nahi har post emotional ho.
Kal Phir Ek Ladki par Nazar aa gai..;-)Jiski Pehli baar me Surat Dil ko Bha gai..le gaya Dinner pe..;).use...Bhookhi 2000 ka Khana Akeli Kha gai.. ;-) ;-p
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? Its like when dog chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Sometimes... I think.......Sometimes... I don't!Aisa hi Chalta hai Mera. Koi fix Nahi hai...
G - Gapshup Mein Sabse AageI - Innocent, Sirf Shakal SeR - Rone Ki Automatic MachineL - Ladai Mein Sab Ki Amma
.. SCHOOL LIFE .. "Most Irritating Moment:Morning Alarm... .Most Difficult Task:To Find Socks... .Most Dreadful Journey:Way To Class... .Most Lovely Time:Meeting Friends... .Most Tragic Moment:Surprise Test In first Period...Most Wonderful News:Teacher Is Absent.. :-D
Teacher: 1 bike pe kitane adami baith sakate hain? Pappu: 13 men. teechar: vo kaise?Pappu: 1 chaalak aur 2 chhakke!.........clean papu jokes
Ak dafa ak admi ki cycle choori ho gai,Tu us ny bazar mein onchi awaz sy kaha“Agar meri cycle na mili to main wohi kuch karoonga jo mere bhai ny kia tha”.“Ye sun kr choor cycle chorh kr bhag gya.Bad mein ak admi ny us sy pucha k thumhary bhai ny kya kia thaTu wo bola”os ny nai cycle khareedi thi”...

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