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Jab Pahali Baar Ensaan Ne Machhali Ka Shikaar Kiya

Jab pahali baar ensaan ne machhali ka shikaar kiya
to Machhali ne insaan ko "shaap" diya ...
"he Insaan tu bhi ek din" Net/Internet "mein phansoge
aur baahar na nikal paoge."
aaj machhali ka shaap sach ho gaya hai......new internet funny sms

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