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After An Accident,

After an accident,
A v.angry Banta : I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no.

Santa Banta Funny Jokes

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Qarz Dosti kaada kon kare ga?Dost na ho toDosti kon kare ga?Ay KHUDA MereDoston kosalamat rkhnawrna Meri Shadi meDance kon kare ga;<('.') '\('.')/' ('.')>/"/> ) ( <\"\_/"'\_ _/''\_ _/''/_"Geo Mere dosto.dhinka chika dhinka chika Hy hy hy.
Aik din us ne pocha tumhara dil kis ke pass hai Me ne muskhara ke jawab diya lungs ke pass 😉 😀
Name: CHAMPA DOB: 14/8/72 Wt: 149kg Height: 4ft Color: Black State: Jharkhand Kaam: Gobar uthana Dream: Shadi karungi to sirf is sms padhne walese....................very very funny sms
In USA, Edison's birthday is celebrated every year by a power cut of 2 minutes.In Pakistan, due to over respect we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours!
Lab workExperiment no: 1Aim: to disturb you.Apparatus: mobile.Procedure: 1) missed call. 2) Blank message. 3) Repeat 1& 2.Result: you are disturbed.Effect: I am happy.
Little advice to guys: “Always communicate with your girlfriends as long as your parents are paying the phone bills!”
College me school ki yaad aayi Jawani mai bachpan ki yaad aayi Kanto ko chua to gulaab ki yaad aayi Aur aaj TV me ek bakri ko dekha to 2mhari yaad aayi.
Arz hai.. Jo dil mein dard de use dildar kehte hain; Gaur farmayiga. Jo dil me dard de use dildar kehte hain aur; Jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.
Unless you have 10 hrs of free time, never ask a woman......"What's wrong?"
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger?
Kon Kehta Hy Latakne Se Qad Lamba Hot hy,Doctor..Agar AiSa hota To Bandar Sub Se Lambe Hote...<('.')/"/> Oohoo /"\ye to socha hi nahi....
Kajriwaal sarkaar ka sabse bada phesla to "Sharab pine ki umar ko ghtana he hai" aab modi sarkar laakh koshish kar le kabhi delhi me jeet nahi paayege....politics chutkule
Why do girls have clean mind? Because they change their mind so often!
Duniya me achyInsan ki talash mekabhi mat nikloQ Kaaj kal thand bohot hyor(',') Main Ghar<)"(> Hi HOTa_/ / _ Hon
What will happen if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea? TSUNAMI will be created since an amplifier converts small waves into bigger wave.
Though for the day!First they put so many mirrors in cars,and they call women, bad drivers’!
After Watching Super Hit Bollywood Movie Raowdy Rathore Pappu Appeared In Exams, . " Jo Mein Parhta Hoon, . Wo Mein Likhta Hoon, Aur Jo Mein Nahi Parhta, . . . . Wo Mein Definitely Likhta Hoon....! " :-P
Larky Waly: Hamen Aisi Larki Chahiye, Jo Ziyada Khati Piti Na Ho,Chup Chap Sab ki Suny Aur Ziyada Baat Na Kery...Larki Waly: Janab! Aisi Larki to Aap ko ICU me Hi Mily Gi...;-p

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