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Ek American Nai Ek Swami Se Bola,

Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,
Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Is par Swami bola kamal hai,
Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.

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Education is incomplete without 5 B’s B – Bikes B – Beers B – Babes B – Bunks and the most important B – Backlogs!
chaahe kitani bhi angrejee seekh lo parantu agar.. kutta peechhe pad jaaye to hatt-hatt hee kahana padega.
Us ne yeh keh k meri"ice-cream"main tail dal diaDOST......Har cheez MEEZAN mein achhi lgti hy.
5-5 saal ke bachche gaate phir rahe hain… “chhoti dress mein bomb lagadi mainu”jab ham 5 saal ke the … to 1 hi word yaad tha…vahi gaate phirate the…. ”Spidermann..Superman”
Mother: Till what time have you been sleeping?Kid: Till the time you didn't wake me up!
Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho? Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar, Girl; Kya tum pagal ho? Boy; Nahi, main ” Naaii ” hon..
Naan 10 Rupay Ka Hai Aur Lays Bhi 10 Ka Hai.. Ab Aap Ki Marzi Hai K Aap Ko Hawa Khani Hai Ya Pait Bhar Roti Khani Hai.. :-)Hahhaha
Best Knowledge..Sab Puchty Rehty Hen K Jalebi Aur Pakoray Ko English Me Kiya Kehty Hen??.“Jalebi” Ko English Me “SYRUP FILLED RING”Aur“Pakoray” Ko English me “FRITTERS” Kehte Hen.Kuch Tum Bhi seekh lo Yaar.Har Waqt puchty hi Na Raha Kero Sabse(-,-)_//_Me to Bachpan se hi Genius Hun ;-) B-)( ‘.’)/’/) (_/ /_Ab Batao Beta k Chocolate ko Urdu me kia kehte hen?? :-D
Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?Wife remained silent for some time…Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling I am already married 🙂
Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?” Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar, Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar. Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne, Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.
After A Terrible Fight...Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth and after that, I'll permanently go to my mother's house....Husband: "TAXI"... ;-)Hahahaha
Boy.... tum larkiyaan itni khabsorat kyn hoti hooo .Girls..kyn k ALLAH ney hum ko apney hatoon sey banaya hai Boy....bol tu aise rahi ho jesey hum net sey download howe hain
She: kia kerte ho? Me: CA She: waooo !! Chartered Accountant Me: Nai Pagli !! Complete araam ?? ??
Sunehri Baat..!!"Shadi Aur Bewaqoofi kerny ki Koi Umer Nahi,Insaan Kabhi bhi Ker Sakta Hai,,Bas,Usay Bhugatny ka Hosla Hona Chahiye"...;-p
Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens
All Scientists Fail To Answer This,But PATHAN(Rizwana Khan)Rocks.Q:Which Liquid Thing Turns to Solid On Heating?.Pathan:(Rizwana Khan)Pakorayhehehehe;-)

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