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Jb apko koi na dekh raha ho aur ap naak me ungli dal rhe ho aur 1 bahut mota lais daar naak ki cream apki ungli pr lg jaye to ap kaha malna pasand krnge? A: Bed ke kone pr B: sofa pr C: Kisi dewar pr D: ya uski ball bnayenge... Reply wrna mai smjhunga ki ap use kha lete hain
Little birdy in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don't mind and you don't cry, You just thank God that cows don't fly.
Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very BadHabit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Sardar: Me E-Mail Bana Raha Hun, SarDar, SardarG, Sardar123, SardarABC.. Magar Koi Bhi Nahi Mil Raha.. :-( Dost: Tum "Aqalmand Sardar" K Naam Se Banao, 100% Mile Ga.. :-D
chinku– Yaar tingu tune pure toilet me potty kyu kr di? tingu– Yaar ye mobile bhi na! chinku– Kya hua? tingu– Tune “IDEA” ka ad nhi dekha “WALK when u TALK”.....................................................latest funny sms in hindi
Bhikhari Doctor Se: Mere Chehre Ki Plastic Surgery Kar Do Doctor..Doctor: Tum to Pehly Hi Khubsoorst Ho..Bhikhari: Doctor,Isi Waja Se Koi Mujhe Ek Paisa Nahi Deta.. :-( :-D
Sardar ji jab exam dene gaye toh woh apne saath Plumber ko kyun le gaye? Kyunki Sardarji ko information mili thi k Paper leak ho gaya hai:
santa ne apne frnd ko lunch pe invite kiya Santa apne friend se:tumjhe khane mai kya pasand hai.. friend : fish.. santa:pr meri biwi ko fish banana nahi ata hai.. friend: mai batata hu..yeh le reciepe santa market gaya...woh fish le kr aa raha tha raste mai chil ushka fish le k udd gaya santa:leja leja sali.....pr pakayegi kaise??reciepe to mere pass hai...............................Latest Funny sms
Wife: Darling today is our marriage anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
The guy who drives slower than u is an idiot and who drives faster than u is a maniac!
Khamosh Palkon Me Jab Aansu Bhar Aaty Hen..Aap Ko Kiya Pata Aap Kitny Yaad Aaty Hen..Hum Aaj Bhi Usi Morr Per Kharay Hen,Aye Dost..! Jahan Aap Ny Kaha Tha..........."Thehro, Hum Samosay Le Ker Aaty Hen.. :-D
Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usyWah wah wahWo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usyKisi aur se pyar krlo dafa kro usy\(",) |> / \ miti pao g!
Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.Advocate asks his client, "Why? Only last month you got the divorce."Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!
Difference between Friend & WifeU can Tell ur Friend"U r my Best Friend"ButDo u have courage tell to ur Wife"U r my Best Wife?" ;P
GF- ab raat ko phone karna....Boy- nahi raat ko baat nahi karege warnatu mar jayegiGF- kese? Boy- Aaj mummy kah rahe the ki raat ko tujis churrel se baat karta hai wo mere hathmaregi kisi din
"1 Maa ki request hay,plz free package ho to itna phelao k us k betay tk pohnch ja'ay..............Putar Bashir,wapsi ty 65 wali pepsi lenda aayen teri phophi aii ay.
Wife: Aap Kahan Hen.??Husband: Me Bus Stop Per Khara Bus Ka Intzar Ker Raha Hun.Wife: Aap Bohat Hi Sust Insan Hen.Jaldi Karen Naa.Husband: OK Dear, Ab Me Jaldi Jaldi Bus Ka Intzar Kerunga.. :-D
The most hungry and sad moment:When you're sitting in the examination hall, feeling hungry,And then the invigilator is served hot "tea with samosas"!
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