Drive
The guy who drives slower than u is an idiot and
who drives faster than u is a maniac!
who drives faster than u is a maniac!
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Fiza mein mehakti saam ho tum,
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Tragedy
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Doctor Sardar Se:
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What is confidence?
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ak shakhs rood pr ja ra tha rasty ma usy shesha nazar ata ha
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Better think before you smile
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