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Pappu: Maa, Mainne Sapana Dekha Ki Mera Ek Paanv Zameen Par Aur Doosara Aasaman Mein Hai!

Pappu: Maa, mainne sapana dekha ki mera ek paanv zameen par aur doosara aasaman mein hai!
jeeto: beta, aise sapane mat dekha kar; ek hee chaddhi hai, phat jaegi!

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