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Wife:What Will You Give Me If I Successfully Climb & Reach The Top Of The Great Mt.Everest.. Husband:A Gentle Push..
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?,,PATHAN:Baloon se maar do:
Kisi Se Piyar Kerty Ho To Usko Dua Me Itna Mango K Wo NEWTON K Saib Ki Tarha Aap Ki Jholi Me Aa Giray.. :-D
for the first time in d history of sms.. "3D" sms in ur mobile. See & enjoy.& remember, I sent it first to u.. D D D
waiter: ur bill sir.boy: take my cardwaiter: but sir this is student cardboy: tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy\”ALL CARDS ACCEPTED
Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi
Someone asked Shakespeare"U married a woman elder than u, Why?"He showed him a calendar and said "In this, a week has 7 days....Can u say which day is younger, either sunday or saturday..?"So, love comes from heart not in age.Luv has no age.Moral: Senior/Junior sab ko pataya ja sakta hy...
ABC: Allways Be Careful; DEF: Dont Ever Forget (me) JKLM: Just keep loving Me NOPQRSTUVW: No other person quite right shall treat u very well. ur loving XYZ.
Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko Maarne se ap Shikari nahi ban jaaenge Thek usi tarah 1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaenge Haso mat,sms, msgs bhejo
Jaam Kadwa Hai Magar Itna Nahi K Piya Na Jaye..Zindgi Me Dard Hai Magar Itna Nahi K Jiya Na Jaye..SMS Keny Per Paisay Lagty Hen Magar,,Itnay Nahi K Kiya Na Jaye.. :-)
Police officer to pathan:Tum humko janta nahi hy hum yahan ka DSP hai.Pathan:Tum DSP hy to hum CSW hyPolice:Ye CSW kia hyPathan:CHAPPAL SILAI WALA,
Siripala was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”. After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Yunhi Zikr Kiya Tha Ishq Me Mar Jany Ka,, Ab Usy Zid Hai K Mar K Dikhao Humko.. :-) Moral: Is Shair Me Shayar Ny Zarurat Se Ziyada Lambi Phenki Hai Aur Ab Soch Raha Hai K Is Musibat Se Kese Niklun..? :-D
Bivi Apny Shoher se: Aap ko Birthday per kiya Gift kerun??Shoher: Aap Bas mujhy piyar se dekha karen,Meri Izzat karen,Baat tameez se Kiya Karen,Aur Lara Mat karen, Ye hi Kaafi Hai.Bivi:Nahi, nahi Me to gift hi Dungi...;-p:-)
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rich son to father:Dad garmi lag rahi ha.dad.bata Ac lagwa data ho.middle man son to father.abu garmi lag rahi ha.abu. ja bata Tend karwa ker a...
Shortest Love Story..Boy : Suno....Girl : Haan Bhai....The End .. ;-)
Logic Questions: 1) When will a horse have 6 legs? 2) Where does monday cum b4 Sunday? 3) Where do u find a lot of cities without single house? 4) How can u double ur money quickly? Amazing Answers: 1) When sum1 rides on d horse. 2) In a dictionary. 3) In a map. 4) Show it in front of a mirror.
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